Full Name: Squashu Mercutio Blanchthorne (The U at the end is silent)
Age: 39
Height: 6' 9"
Weight: 182 lbs.
Personality: Mischievous, compassionate, annoying, immature, inconsiderate, sinister, flirtatious, promiscuous, frightening, obsessive, paranoid, hyperactive, gluttonous, jealous
Likes: His big burly brother Gourdo, destroying things, his own scary stories, making stories, three of his nephews, his own family
Dislikes: Manners, discipline, being envious, rabbits, flowers, unattractive women