Art by the awesome  Skeletal_Heart


It had been about a month since Kichaa Uzuri had broken up with her boyfriend and she was starting to miss her little corgi, but wasn't sure she could trust him anymore after the elephant incident.
She then decided to look for that elephant to get her side of the story, just for clarification. After finishing the day's work at the office she decided to do some research she soon found the one elephant in town and tracked down her address, going to the much larger lady's door she knocked.
Soon greeted by the blue-haired giantess Zuri Saad, absolutely dwarfing the 7'10" hippo.
Zuri: "Hey there, what's up little one?" She said with a smile on her face.
Kichaa: "Uh h-hey there, d-do you know a corgi named Todd Baker?"
Zuri: "Todd? Hmm, is he a little brown guy with sort of cream colored fur on his belly and neck? Dark dark brown eyes, and a surprisingly deep voice for a dude that tiny?"
Kichaa: "That's him! I was wanting to check if he was being honest with me. Did you guys um, get busy with each other?"
Zuri: "Huh? I'm not familiar with that phrase, what do you mean?" Kichaa: "Did you you two have sex?"
Zuri's eyes widened: "Absolutely not!!! All I did was sit on him by accident, and sort of trapped him there the rest of the day. He said he was supposed to meet his girlfriend." She said with a blush on her face.
Kichaa: "So he WAS telling the truth..." Zuri: "I take it you are the girlfriend he was supposed to meet with?"
Kichaa: "I was... I bet he won't forgive me for punting him into a trash can..." Zuri: "Do what now? You kicked him into trash can?"
Kichaa: "Yeah, I was not in a good headspace that day anyway and him coming in wreaking of elephant did not help... No offense to you on that! Not saying elephants stink, just it's very different to corgi smell."
Zuri: "Nah it's fine, I actually do have an odor about me. I can't get rid of it. Maybe you two can work it out? He seemed really nice from our brief talk after getting him out." Kichaa: "He is, thanks for clearing that up. Think I should try and patch things up?"
Zuri: "Worst he can do is say no right? Besides you are really cute, I bet he'd love to get back with you."
Kichaa: "I'll try that tomorrow, once I work up the nerve."


Meanwhile on the other side of town...


Anya Agapov hadn't been quite right since the accidental mauling of her darling doggy last year, her heart broken after she realized what she had done to him. Unable to let anyone get too close emotionally to her since.
Her big sister Vera couldn't take her once vibrant sister so broken up any longer and said: "Vhy don't you go and talk to him? Vhat is the vorst that can happen?"
Anya: "His parents have a restraining order against me, I'm not allowed anywhere near him. Besides he probably hates me after what I did... Vera that little guy was going to propose later that day! And I I..." She then started sobbing uncontrollably.
Vera: "I vouldn't be so sure that he hates you, if he had the love in his heart to vant to make you his bride then I don't think he could harbor hate for you." The bottom heavy polar bear handed Anya a tissue, and gave her a big bear hug. Anya: "Thanks Vera, I appreciate it. Maybe, maybe I should try and get in contact with him?" Vera smiled: "Do you vant to go tonight? I can come for moral support if you vant."
Anya: "Thanks sis, but seeing two huge bears coming at him might scare him to death. I'll head out tomorrow, it's getting late so no sense in bothering him tonight."


That night Todd was headed to bed, following his usual routine of brushing his teeth, going in and since she was home he went in and gave Darlene a goodnight hug, before heading back to his bed to say his prayers and snuggle in for the night. Hoping the night and the nightmares wouldn't be too long this time... After a few hours of restful sleep they started up, there he was in Anya's bedroom. But she looked off, instead of the delicate brown eyed beauty he loved she was instead a snarling monster ready to rip him to pieces she grabbed him up and ripped his arm off. Ripping the muscle of his arm off and swallowing it before disemboweling him with reckless abandon. Devouring piece by piece of him until there was nothing left. Meanwhile Anya was having the same nightmare, unable to stop herself from the slaughter. Reliving the horror of seeing her beloved Todd getting torn to bits by her own claws. His blood trailing down her claws and teeth. The both of them waking up in terror, alone in their beds as the cracking of his skull was heard. It wasn't the first time it had happened to either of them. It was a recurring nightmare for them both, at least once a week they'd have it happen. While they still had the other as a contact on their phones, neither could muster up the nerve to reach out. Afraid of what might happen if they did.

While these two were dreaming Kichaa was having her own night time issues, unable to sleep thinking how rude she had been to the little fella. Kichaa: "Why didn't I believe him? He never gave me a reason to doubt him before that... Maybe I should call him now? No... if I did that he'd know for sure I live up to my name." * (see bottom for definition.)
"Well anyway it'd be better in person and I hope he's not too upset. I miss his warm breath on my chest, the way he wiggled under my belly in bed, and the way he treated me like a real lady instead of just a good time. He was the only guy that ever did that..." She started tearing up at that, realizing the other guys, and even girls she'd been with just wanted her for her body. While Todd really, truly cared about her. After a while she too was asleep, though not a restful one.

Deciding to wait until Todd got off work, Anya kept herself busy cleaning her uncle's house before going to make lunch for the kids at the orphanage. Kichaa was working at the office, trying to keep her mind on business until she could leave for the day. Glad that her boss wasn't upset for breaking up with his son. And Todd of course, was busy fixing things around town. Tackling the ovens at Jasmine's Bakery, as well as the boilers in the middle school, before moving on to the A/C at the home of some bunny friends of his. After all rabbits usually need help with their heat...
After finishing his last job of the day he went home and plopped down on his couch to relax and put on some good music. Just as he got nice and relaxed, he heard something pull into his driveway. Due to the position of his driveway and windows, he couldn't see whom it might be. Assuming it was someone delivering a package, but no it was in fact Anya and Kichaa arriving at the same time! The two looked at each other a bit confused as they got out, having never interacted before each assumed the other might be here for someone other than Todd.
Anya: "Hello there, how are you doing today?" Kichaa: "Doing pretty good I guess.." Anya: "You seem unsure of this? Is something wrong?" Kichaa: "No no, just going to have a really awkward conversation if Todd lets me in." Anya: "You know Todd? That's who I came to see." Kichaa: "Yeah I do, I'm his girlfr- well ex-girlfriend Kichaa. I kind of messed things up and I was trying to patch things up." Anya: "What a coincidence, I'm here for the same reason. Perhaps we let him decide which of us he'd prefer?" Kichaa: "Your on fuzz butt." She said giving her bountiful backside a shake. The two took turns ringing the door bell before Todd could get to it, opening the door expecting to find a box he instead saw his two extra large ex's. He fell backwards and started backing away, half expecting them to gang up on him to beat him to a pulp. Or worse, Kichaa going to crush him, and Anya coming to finish what she started with eating him.
Todd: "Wh-what are you t-two doing here?" He said sounding more than a little frightened. Kichaa: "Well it seems we both owe you apologies Todd. Why don't we all sit down and talk it out?" Anya: "I couldn't agree more with this hefty hippo." Todd dry gulped in his throat: "S-sure is the couch okay with you two?" Anya: "That would be perfect milyy, if I can still call you that?" Todd: "It is more than okay! I've missed hearing that so much Anya." Kichaa: "Milyy? The fluff does that mean?" Anya: "It means darling, I always called him that. Back when we were together I mean." Todd: "I uh, would you two like to get seated first?" Kichaa: "Well I was hoping you'd sit between us." His heart pounded at the idea of being pressed between the two larger ladies. Even if either one of them could do serious damage to him. Todd: "Sure thighs -er I mean sure thing. Hehe." With Anya on his right and Kichaa to his left Todd sat and listened to what they had to say. Kichaa starting off as Anya was too nervous to speak first. Kichaa: "Todd, I'm sorry I accused you of cheating, and for throwing you into a trashcan.. twice. And for smothering you so much under me, I guess at the time I just didn't want you to run off and leave me... Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?" Todd: "Of course I forgive you, I guess I could have tried harder to get away from that elephant." The two hugged before letting Anya say her peace. Todd: "Before you say what you are about to say, may I say something?" Anya: "But of course, it is your house after all." Todd: "I, I don't know what I did but I am so sorry for whatever it is I did that made you attack me. Whatever I did to make you hate me. If I could go back and fix it I would." Anya: "You think I hate you? Why would you- Oh Todd I could never hate you! I thought if anything you'd hate me for mauling you."
Kichaa: "Hol' up, Mauling??! I never got the full story on that, what happened? THIS bear is the reason you are so scarred up?" Anya: "Scars? I scarred you milyy?" Kichaa: "He's covered in them! Everywhere but his face, and even there he's got a glass eye!" Todd: "Please please don't fight you two! Let's just get to the bottom of everything here, okay?" Kichaa settled in and put her hand on his chest to try and keep him safe. Anya: "To the best of what I can remember, you came in the night before I was fully awake. I saw you walking around my room, looking a little shabby, and the next thing I knew for sure was the taste of copper in my mouth and the image of your feet sliding down my throat. Then I managed to spit out your broken body and called the cops before turning myself in." Kichaa's eyes bugged out hearing this, wondering how this woman wasn't underneath a prison for that. Pulling him into her bosom for safety.
Kichaa: "TODD?!?! Why are you letting her even be in your house after that?!?!?" Todd: "Because I- Hey wait a second. Did you say that you saw me creeping around your room the night before? Anya, I was out of town that day. I couldn't have been there that night."
Anya: "I don't mean to argue, but I saw you. Well I saw your silhouette, and your fur pattern. Brown head, chest, and limbs with creamy beige belly and neck. But like I say you looked a little shabby. Oh and it felt like you pinched me."
The little dog got up and slammed his fist on the coffee table. Todd: "That dirty rotten no good, flea ridden varmint! He ruined everything!" Anya: "Who ruined everything? What are you talking about?" Todd: "My twin brother Alex, only noteworthy difference in us physically is he has beige paws. He must've snuck in your room and gave you something to make you act feral." The girls looked at each other, a bit confused. Kichaa: Brother? I know your sisters but I didn't know you had a brother. Where has he been?" Anya: "You mean, you mean I'm not a monster?" Todd: "He was raised by our biological father, he left mom when we were little and took Alex with him." turning to Anya: "Honey, you are by no means a monster." He then jumped up and hugged her around the neck, burying his face in that soft brown fur he missed so much, letting a few tears fall in the process as Kichaa looked at them feeling jealous. Kichaa: "So now what do we do? Is there going to be some kind of cheesy contest for your affection?" Todd: "Well I'd hardly expect that from either of you, but if either of you felt like maybe going out to dinner as friends, I'd be delighted to treat you!" Kichaa: "Uh, I'd love to but I actually already have plans with a dragon named Joshua this evening. Sorry Todd." As she got up to leave.
Anya: "I would, but I'm not even supposed to be here. I have to go before anyone knows. It, it was so good to see you milyy." She said fighting back tears as she left.



(Joshua belongs to  Joshua-the-dragon )

(* note, her name is Swahili for crazy.)