Me

I also enjoy coffee oAo
.... timmies... doubbledoubble bro...

Coffee is for people who love to live in constant fear

I drink coffee.

I live in and/or around Seattle.

I prefer some coffees over others, on merits of taste.

I still hate these smarmy shitbags, and they are EVERYWHERE. Enjoy your coffee, sure, but shut up while doing it.

I hear they're a dime a dozen up there.

Yup, he's 'portland enough.'

They breed them there, don't they?

Damned Maine. Will we never be free of their east-coast shenanigans?

Well it's not breeding per se, more like acculturation. Once you're here, you just start wondering when the sun's going to show back up. Then you start hitting the coffee, just to brighten a dreary day. Finally, once you've done coffee enough, in enough places, you start to get a 'taste' for it. You have a preference; you know your roast, your grind and your pressure. Soon you go for the gold and get a signature mug of some kind. This douchebag just happens to have been bald at the time...

I am reading this in Andy Dick's voice. And making sure as many people as possable see me with a copy of Wired.

FUCKIN WIRED GRRRR

coffee tastes like awful and bad ):

much unlike this picture though

XD Thank you

I prefer tea. Much more calming and tastes far better.

The worst part is, he's probably highly likely to get laid. Because "fashionable" douchebags attract women more than anything else.

They're quite trendy now. He's drinking a really obscure blend, you probably haven't heard of it.

It's fair-trade too.

Because having a degree in graphic design entitles you to comment with authority on the effectiveness of international trade agreements.

I HAD COFFEE TODAY

haven't shaved my head, though

NOT YET XD

Look, he's reading Steinbeck's "Travels With Charlie" and nodding... A LOT.

We get these by the thousands in NY. They breed around the Soho 'art' galleries.

Having a cup right now.

Yo, I had this sick Mongolian Night Zombie Dark Roast the other day. You've probably never heard of it.

I remember when this coffee used to have integrity. This coffee sold out.

I have a copy of this coffee's first album on vinyl.

Me...

Make me a coffee worthy of Mordor

Howee Mandel?

I'm commenting on this ironically. It's a pretty obscure comment though. You wouldn't like it.

I adore coffee but I don't like people who never shut up about coffee. I mostly see them on the internet than in real life.

It does seem to be a big Internet thing. Not quite sure what's up with that.

HEY GUYS I HAD A COFFEE

AM I WACKY

I AM WACKY

and in real life I'm like drinking one coffee at the coffee shop and writing about .dll files.

Bridgey, I have a thing that I think will make you rage

can't talk about it now, The Man is watching

put it in an email or a note and I will find it out and rage with you

we will rage together

Coffee is awesome. Mainly because I've been an addict to caffeine for the past two years. Hell I was up to three cups a day during finals last year.

I have no preference for coffee but I can't perfectly enjoy it if it doesn't have has Irish cream in it.

The only truly "in" coffee is Kopi Luwak, made from coffee beans passed through the digestive system of the Indonesian palm civet
Of course I can't afford that, so I let my cat do the digestive bit
... tastes awful man, but you gotta do what you gotta do to be hip

Sometimes you gotta be painfully stylish!

Fuck you I like coffee =(

Programmer's drink of choice since 1957!

Yeah, but I hate programmers too.

Throw your computer out the window, then :V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpjsgPDM4t8

Bald, soulpatch, dark jacket, hipster glasses.... Howie Mandel?

Is that what he looks like these days?

PERHAPSIDRINKALITTLETOOMUCHFUCKINGCOFFEE!!!!!!!!

I thought this was Megamind for a second.

I like to make hipsters 'sperg out by drinking Folgers. Or maybe have a cup of regular from the local donut joint with a buttermilk bar. The jocularity is immense.

Boo Radley does not drink coffee.

Boo radley is Awwwwwright

rusty venture at age 27?

I LOLed because seeing this was like looking into a really douchebaggy mirror.

The only thing better than drinking coffee is doing it in public!

lol XD

Can I see my reflection in his head?

am i a douchbag for drinking hazelnut?