Chuong: Being immortalized by CNG does have its downsides so that means Leonek will one day wake up to a famous male Polish athlete bearing that last name. Leonek, get ready for that moment! Doesn't even help that there are American soldiers stationed in Poland so when that happens, they're going to spread the word to America and the Americans are going to obsess in that person.

Zax: So wonderful that we're basically achieving world peace just for this and yes that's a real surname.

Hussar Husky: Great the Americans are going to be obsessing on that guy for years to come. Now I worry that one day, the Americans will obsess on our country when we have a celebrity with that last name.

Marshall: Oh goodness I'm not bothering to say that name. Beaner is also an actual last name which is unintentionally a slur against Mexicans. In the state of Washington, there is a small lake called Beaner Lake and it attracts loads of immature tourists.

Jack: I was born in Washington State and never heard of that lake until now.

Chuong: They say in Christianity, the people born with their names defend them deeply. Now, there's this unintentionally to test people their maturity.

Mechayote: Noah... Oh goodness that sounds horrible if read wrong! I feel sorry for the people who look at his ID who have to hold in their laughter over that. It's even worse that he will be our national obsession for years to come.

Leonek: I've already been anticipating that, Moon Moon. You don't have control over your surname. That's just fate. There is the possibility that everybody will focus on him so much, they'll forget about the basketball player.

Leo: I wouldn't bet on that, but I don't gamble. There's always somebody.

Chuong: They're Americans, of course they'll be focusing on Noah before Steeve. Oh wait, the Summer Olympics in France is coming. You know what that means Leonce.

Battle Bear: I rather not think about this.

Mechayote: Didn't the afomentioned lake have a lot of CNG cases? Because if so, how come immature tourists are flocking there again?

Marshall: Good question. I feel sorry for the park rangers who have to deal with this. It doesn't help that they would be using their camping gear to grill Mexican food there before snapping pictures of themselves with it. But there's been talks by local officials about banning camping there to try to stem immature tourists from visiting the lake over the name.

Leonce: It's been on my mind all year so far.

Super C: That lake did have many a scene of a lot of people dying from CNG. But that doesn't stop the tourists.