art from  Bunchantress | She has some cool YCHs and mystery commissions if you like forking over money without knowing quite what you will get because the mystery box is the fun option.
character is mine

A merchant fleet carrying riches encounters an unusually large and alluring pirate. And though she already has a sizeable pirate booty she can always fill her massive treasure chest with more plunder... and that is about all the jokes I could come up with. 🙃