An unexpected piece of gift art by Zunekix!

I like to see differing interpretations of yours truly. The more wildly varying the better. Though, I understand why some artists give me a vaguely sinister bent.

I like being seen that way. From time to time I do the "mad scientist" schtick on the surface specifically so you people will either (a) stop digging into my private affairs, or even better (b) keep digging, and be satisfied that the first "shocking" thing you find is what I'm Really Up To. Then it's a matter of putting on a convincing scowl and paying a fine to the FDA or the Department of Labor or what have you, and I can get back to putting the finishing touches on...

...you almost got me to spill the beans.

What was I saying? Ah yes. When you put on a performance, you have to be mindful of your audience. Give them what they want.

Give them a menace they think they can handle.