I'm not religious at all. I've just read a lot of religious works over the years and think if Jesus were around today he'd be pretty chill toward folks a lot of his followers look down upon. I think a lot of folks who feel he'd be on their side would be pretty surprised to find themselves in a much warmer climate than they expected. Not that I believe in any of that stuff. Also, I'm specifically referring to the Jesus as depicted in the King James Bible I grew up with. I am in no way a religious scholar nor should this be seen as anything but a complete heretic having a bit of fun.