This is a commission I got from  BigLoveAlicia. I actually used greentext-style formatting for the description because to me, it just worked better.
>Be meerkat
>Live in modern fantasy world
>Magic circles can enchant objects and substances, which in turn affect people
>Go to a magic nightclub and order shots that make you muscular
>Go to the dance floor as a musclebound hunk
>Huuuuuuuuuunk
>Super fat panther with amazing confidence is shaking it (there's a looooot to shake) and looking at the meerkat
>Panther has 'Hey cutie' face
>Meerkat is totally blushing
>They're totally going home together