Like a self promoting shark that cannot breathe unless it self-promotes, I offer new information on the officially licensed 1" Pocketman buttons I'm selling.

1 button: $1.00
4 buttons: $3.50

Buy two sets of buttons and I'll send a secret not-for-sale button that will make you shit all over your pantleg. Think of it as the Premier Ball of buttons.

CROAGUNK was indeed harmed in the making of this image. he's dead