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Meet the Infurnationals: Trouser Trumpet (World Hippo Day)
Name: Trouser Trumpet
Species: Hippear (Hippo-Bear Hybrid)
Age: 47
Likes: Graffiti, Twerking, Toilet humor, R&B, Fast Food, Soul music, Big butts, Telling jokes, Reggaeton, Video games, Sleeping, Gay porn
Dislikes: Cops, Smoking, Drugs, Judgmental people, Kinkshaming, Oppression
Favorite Food: Grillades
Occupation: Plumber (Secretly a Graffiti Artist)
Birthplace: Alabama, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Plungerbuss
Title: Nasty Artist in the Streets
Fursonal Quote: “Smell my ass, bitch!”
Mr. H: "Y'all know what time it is! While Valentine's Day may be the holiday reminding you that you got no bitches, here's a national holiday I think we can all enjoy - it's World Hippo Day, baby! We love them hippos that's in the wild, yo! Shout out to the hippy-hip hippos of the furry community! We do got a few hippos on the Infurnationals team, so why include another new hippo in our roster? More hippo representation! Okay, so allow me to introduce y'all to this big, chunky boi from sweet home Alabama. This big daddy goes by the name Trouser Trumpet, or should I say..."T.T.", which he goes by as a graffiti artist. The fact that he's part-hippo and part-bear, that's two big animals. Meaning that this guy is probably TWICE as thicc. Hence "Hip" and "Pear" put together. Hehehe. *looks at T.T.'s badonk* I mean...damn. Now, first of all...*looks at his shirt* where the fuck do the IFN members be finding these funny-ass shirts?! Ahahahaha. Ahem, anyway, Trouser Trumpet is a pretty chill hippo-bear hybrid with a REAL sense of humor. No lie. I mean, this guy just looooves to tell some funny jokes for everyone to have a good laugh. When it comes to his job as a plumber, after fixing and cleaning people's pipes he be chillin' in his crib - whether enjoying a nice long nap or playing video games. Although, there's something ELSE he can do after his job is finished - and that, my friends...is Graffiti! No, his graffiti doesn't revolve around scat! Get that out of your head! Instead, get this: most of T.T.'s graffiti is based on the history of African Americans, alongside depictions of famous African Americans themselves. People in America LOVED his work...well, not all of 'em. If you know whom I'm talking about. T.T.'s graffiti art got so much praise that it straight up went viral all over the fucking internet. Underneath this big, dirty, nasty hippear...is an oppressed fat fur who yearns for the taste of freedom in this corrupted country we all live in. Oh, did I ever mention his weapon? Trouser Trumpet wields a Plungerbuss! Hehe. Get it, "Plungerbuss"?! His weapon shoots out a beam of radioactive energy that dissolves his enemies when hit. His plungerbuss also acts as a grappling gun when the suction cup is shot in the distance to reach high and long places."
Species: Hippear (Hippo-Bear Hybrid)
Age: 47
Likes: Graffiti, Twerking, Toilet humor, R&B, Fast Food, Soul music, Big butts, Telling jokes, Reggaeton, Video games, Sleeping, Gay porn
Dislikes: Cops, Smoking, Drugs, Judgmental people, Kinkshaming, Oppression
Favorite Food: Grillades
Occupation: Plumber (Secretly a Graffiti Artist)
Birthplace: Alabama, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Plungerbuss
Title: Nasty Artist in the Streets
Fursonal Quote: “Smell my ass, bitch!”
Mr. H: "Y'all know what time it is! While Valentine's Day may be the holiday reminding you that you got no bitches, here's a national holiday I think we can all enjoy - it's World Hippo Day, baby! We love them hippos that's in the wild, yo! Shout out to the hippy-hip hippos of the furry community! We do got a few hippos on the Infurnationals team, so why include another new hippo in our roster? More hippo representation! Okay, so allow me to introduce y'all to this big, chunky boi from sweet home Alabama. This big daddy goes by the name Trouser Trumpet, or should I say..."T.T.", which he goes by as a graffiti artist. The fact that he's part-hippo and part-bear, that's two big animals. Meaning that this guy is probably TWICE as thicc. Hence "Hip" and "Pear" put together. Hehehe. *looks at T.T.'s badonk* I mean...damn. Now, first of all...*looks at his shirt* where the fuck do the IFN members be finding these funny-ass shirts?! Ahahahaha. Ahem, anyway, Trouser Trumpet is a pretty chill hippo-bear hybrid with a REAL sense of humor. No lie. I mean, this guy just looooves to tell some funny jokes for everyone to have a good laugh. When it comes to his job as a plumber, after fixing and cleaning people's pipes he be chillin' in his crib - whether enjoying a nice long nap or playing video games. Although, there's something ELSE he can do after his job is finished - and that, my friends...is Graffiti! No, his graffiti doesn't revolve around scat! Get that out of your head! Instead, get this: most of T.T.'s graffiti is based on the history of African Americans, alongside depictions of famous African Americans themselves. People in America LOVED his work...well, not all of 'em. If you know whom I'm talking about. T.T.'s graffiti art got so much praise that it straight up went viral all over the fucking internet. Underneath this big, dirty, nasty hippear...is an oppressed fat fur who yearns for the taste of freedom in this corrupted country we all live in. Oh, did I ever mention his weapon? Trouser Trumpet wields a Plungerbuss! Hehe. Get it, "Plungerbuss"?! His weapon shoots out a beam of radioactive energy that dissolves his enemies when hit. His plungerbuss also acts as a grappling gun when the suction cup is shot in the distance to reach high and long places."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Hybrid Species
Size 1923 x 1916px
File Size 2.5 MB
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