This one goes out to my old power company who kept raising my prices and now keeps sending me annoying letters trying to get me back while offering fuck all.
(They also keep trying to call me but I've missed all those so far since they do it at 9 am and my sleep schedule is fucked)

Also, this is on them for giving me a return envelope with free postage while pissing me off with their letters.

== Translation ===========================
Dear <POWER COMPANY>,

since you apparently do not care about what I
like to see in my mail box, and, because your
customer recovery message still seems
highly brash, I am now using your postage-
free envelope to send you pictures of
my fursona's ass:


NO, I won't
remain loyal
to you.

:3
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