Seeing as how everyone else seems to be getting on the "Woe, how dark my soul is" train and actually SUCCEEDING at it, I figured I should post this piece. I wrote it when I was 14, a mere idiotic freshman, it's not quite as god-awful as the other 'emoetry' I wrote that I thought was world-changing and fantastic, and you can sit back with me and share the lulz now that I'm an adult and can rationalize how retarded it is.

Side note: the words are meant to be simple, almost to the point of being childlike. It's the whole point of the poem.