Better than what we got now

Why vote for the LESSER of two evils?

Than should vote to the greater evil dear Mattson!:^≈
Like this 2010 polish presidential campaign poster: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthul.....lhu_poster.jpg
(note: My comment contained some irony)

Irony? Hell, my COMIC is chock full of the stuff!

I mean, the United States already has two ancients in the race. A third one wouldn't hurt.

It's true!

... Got my vote...

Fraid not. Never mind his advanced age and concerns (maybe justified, maybe not) about his mental competency; there are other, more serious problems with this candidate.

For starters, the Constitution requires the President be a "natural born citizen" and none of those terms describe Mr. F'htagn.

Second, it is known that he accepts campaign contributions from foreign sources.

Third, he was involved in an insurrection in Louisiana in the 1910s.

And speaking of that ... Fourth, his campaign organization (or "cult" as his detractors would have it) is rife with allegations of labor abuse and human rights violations.

So has the rest of the field!

*laughs...

Vix

(bows)

I guess it'd be a good idea to read up on my Lovecraft. I don't mind the "Insanity" part, but it's the learning to live with the monsters that'll take some getting used to.

(Unspeakable horror.) "We've got winged Sphines!

You've got MY Vote!

Attaboy!

Could be worse. The kittehs could be on the ballot.

Well, they're adult and native born, so...

yay & vote None Of The Above too

Heh!

Cthulhu? Christ, he's almost as old as Biden!

Almost, yeah!

OMG!

All of a sudden, know the True Identity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...


And yeah, I think he already ran against Slow Joe back in that hotly contested 1872 election...

Well, third time's the charm...

Considering the alternatives, 'Ol Squidface is the lesser of all evils!

True enow!