Woot! Finally have two solid characters to play with I-
Otis: Heh, could you get on with it I gotta piss *scratches ass*
Me: Charming, what are you doing here? Geez I didn't want to have a dialogue thing! What are you showing off for the peoples here?
Otis: Just get on with it pup!
Me: Okay okay, foine.

Anywho-with physical charactaristics-I pretty much showed you everything, well, except maybe his err-reproductive organs.
Otis: Hehe yeah, I'm sure everyone's reeeaaally disapointed.
Me: Would ya stop barging in?!
Otis: Nope *smirks* now continue-geez-^making a scene over here^*mumbles theatrically so everyone can hear clearly*
Me: *facepalm* anywho. You might notice the weird panel that looks like a bunch of squigly lines and such-when I place that on a character sheet that means the individual has an interesting function or body build-
Otis: Yeah, like mah huge di-!
Me: Noope! See-Otis's thing is-his saliva can actually shrink people. Well, it's not his saliva rally, it's just glands that are attached to his salivary glands that can excrete a kind of-shrinking-formula.

Me again: Okay- now personality wise. Otis is can be very nasty-both in the metaphorical and literal sense. He's arrogant, cocky, shows contempt to pretty much everyone (especially the one's he likes), and is kind of disgusting.
Otis: Oh how you flatter me so *crooked grin*
Me: To clarify what I mean by nasty. Yes he is definitely lacking personal hygiene-that's one thing. But what really makes him nasty is the fact that he tends to use it for his own sick amusement.
Otis: Sick amusement? Who doesn't want all this? *Indicates potruding gut* but go on-tell everyone what you mean.
Me: Well-he doesn't see fit simpy to revel in his own filth-
Otis: One of my favorite pastimes
Me: But he's also charitable enough to allow others to do so as well. Especially if they don't give consent.
Otis: What? It's funner when they try to run..just gets me all sweaty >=3
Me: See what I mean-another thing is-he loves showing off his bodily functions as well
Otis: *lets out an exceedingly obnoxious sounding fart and scratches ass again*
Me:-which is another trait he likes to share.

However-besides all of this-he has some good traits too.
Otis: could we skip those?
Me: Although he likes to humiliate people in the grossest methods-he isn't really doing it cruelly-it's more like a game to him, even if his playmate is involintary
Otis: Again-running peoples=more fun
Me: And I hate to admit it-but he actually does have a nice side
Otis: heeey-easy on the mushy stuff
Me: Although often he'll try to conceal it-but he does help out those in need-he just grosses and humiliates the hell out of them first
Otis: Whaaat? I do a good deed I might as well be paid for it
Me: and another thing-as superior as he makes himself above his friends-he's actually quite loyal-in other words-mess with one of his one of his pals and you'll probably get fucked up
Otis: quite literally sometimes, actually, depending on what mood I'm in

And that's pretty much i-
Otis: Wait! You didn't tell them how nice I am in the bed >=3
Me: Well how would I know thaaat?
Otis: I don't know-face it pup-you know you fantasize about me *poses*
Me:Do not! *shoves away* your ridicoulous.
Otis: Nyaha! And you lie to yourself-now hush pup before I have to put you in your place again ^.^
Me: *siiigh*