*sniffles tearfully* Oh sure, make fun of my weight problem. I eat because I hurt. And it's all God's fault. *eats a couple of furries to ease the pain*
*roars with laughter and hugs you into his soft, warm, blubbery belly* Yes, the pain is delicious. *grins*
Ah, but I love being fat. It gives my friends something soft and warm to snuggle up to. It also allows me to kill someone by sitting on them. Which is nice. *smiles*
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