Laura has an addiction to cardboard crack. Specifically, shiny cardboard crack. One can find her shelves lined with well kempt albums full of Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon foils. But there's one 'album' she keeps tucked away someplace safe that only ever gets opened when she gets to add a new name to her collection. Virginity is the most precious thing for her to collect and, as you can see, she's got quite a few pages filled up with signatures.

They're double sided pages to boot. Now that you're all cleaned up and dressed, don't forget to sign her book before you head out the door! It's mandatory!

Another wonderful piece by  giaru