Hey everyone, I'm very happy to announce to all of you my brand new character Wabiwasabi!

Wabiwasabi is a creature that has existed in the futuristic cyberpunk year of 3001 BC. He was birthed by a WW2 commander named Private Sgt. Commander James Alexander Cyberstrike 2024, or also known by his nickname "Jeff". Jeff raised him to use the chaos emeralds to go zap to the extreme and fight with Pikachu but tragically Jeff and his wife Dick tragically perished in a horrific and violent pillow accident. Because of this Wabiwasabi is full of hatred and anger towards humanity and especially towards pillows. His heart is dark and full of pure teenage angst, just like the Grim Reaper. He's a dark shadow pokeborca, meaning that his magical powers rain misery and horrors on anyone who threatens to challenge him. He summons them by saying the magic words, taught to him by a psycho wizard in the 666th dimension. Sometimes he likes killing random small shit around him because he wants others to feel the pain he felt when his parents were killed. The red side of him represents the anger and the blue side represents the sadness. The "I Heart LankyBox" tattoo was given to him by dark shadow sorcerers to represent his yearning for human societal collapse. Wabiwasabi is also an attractor of women. Women from all over the universe will line up for him like a Disneyland ride. So far, he has had 24973245982304 girlfriends in the past 3 years and has broke up will all of them because no one can handle his dark shadow manliness. To this day he looks for a girl that will truly love him and handle his pent up dark shadow rage.