You know...That's pretty sad...

STRUTS AND HORSE.

You know...STRUTS sounds uncannily close to SLUTS.

LMAO IT DOES

oh damn. xD


that dress is TERRIBLE

omg,ikr

It should be called Whore Ponies

Omg, omg, or Whoreses.

What makes me crack up is how they describe them as being for girls on the "cutting edge of fashion" or however they word it.

......
bahahaha (I love Rarity's expression |D)

Extreme Makeover, Pony Edition. Rarity's gonna need a bigger dressmaker's dummy.

Now that I think of it, that skark horse has the same proportions as Princess Celestia. Now we know who's the REAL bad seed in that family.

I wish I never knew those things existed, I though the Bratz fad was terrible enough.

Meg from Disney's Hercules?

I was thinking similar!

I never saw that movie, but I was thinking the same thing.

Also, now I have a new excuse to use "Shut Up, Meg" :D

What is a "Struts?" Is it in America?

From the looks of it, someone crossed a horse with a barbie doll and shat out that abomination on the right...

That abomination's pretty accurate to the real thing: http://images.essentialbaby.com.au/....._420-420x0.jpg

Struts are made by Playmate as an attempt to reach the growing MLP/Bratz girl fanbase, combining both "maturely".

Oh wow... I... don't know what to say to this...

But, ha, the Bratz fanbase and the pony fanbase are two very different things.

Still, that's just... sad... I mean, really? REALLY??

wow am I glad I have 2 boys those things are awful.

HOOOOLEEEE........ but your image is a great comment on those toys.

cutting edge of fashion? eeehh... those are remixed poodle skirts. o.O

Rarity: "Hello! Welcome to Carousel Boutique. How can I OH SWEET LUNA!"

http://www.dramabutton.com - SFX of Rarity seeing the Struts Slutz

Struts 1: "Like OMG! This is the cutest little place!"

Struts 2: "Ikno right! Like I heard about this place in Teen Pony magazine!"

Rarity: "GOOD HEAVENS! What in Celestia's Name are you WEARING?! You look like someponies that just came from Ponyville's Red Light District! And we don't even HAVE one!"

Struts 1: "Hey, I'm looking for, like, a dress that goes with my lipstick. You got anything like that?"

Rarity: "This is NOT the Art of the Dress! This isn't even art!"

Struts 1: "Are you like, you know, listening and junk?"

Struts 2: "WHOA! CHECK THIS OUT!"

*the two Whorses go over to see one of Rarity's dresses that's loaded with gems*

Struts 1: "WOW! It's like totally blingin'"

Struts 2: "I'll go perfect with my gold necklace."

Struts 1: "Excuse me, we'd like to get this one."

Rarity is just stunned and jaw dropped.

Rarity: "Why would anyone do such a thing to fabric?!"

Struts 2: "Umm, hello?"

Rarity: "Huh? Oh. Yes. If you ladies would just excuse me for a moment."

Rarity dashes off into a back room.

Struts 1: "Like, what's HER problem?"

***BACK ROOM***

Rarity: "Okay Rarity. Calm down. Take a deep breath. Just because they look like some 2-Dollar-Whorses that hang out at docks doesn't make them any different from any of your other customers. Just relax. Another deep breath. And... SMILE!"

***Store Floor***

Rarity: "I am terribly sorry about that. Now what can I do GAAAAASSSSP!"

*One of the Whorses is trying on the dress*

Struts 2: "OHMIGAWD it looks so good on you!"

Struts 1: "I know, but it's a size zero! It doesn't fit! It needs to be a Size -2"

Rarity: "Oh Dear Celestia, give me strength. These poor fillies haven't eaten anything in weeks from the look of it."

Struts 1: "Hey yo! Doesn't this just look fabulous?"

Rarity: "It... It..."

Struts 2: "I know! It's like..."

Rarity: "It's like some attention deficit pony picked up every shiny bauble they could get their hooves on, then proceeded to plaster itself to them with super glue while color blind."

Struts 1 & 2: ...

Rarity: "What is WRONG with you two! You look like some cheap, whorses that pull more tricks than Trixie on a good night! Your jewelry is non-authentic and gold plated, your clothes are garish and gaudy with no sense of style, and have you no SHAME?! If it weren't for your coat and mane, you'd be practically INDECENT! WHO DRESSED YOU?! YOUR PIMP?!"

*Hilarity ensues*

Then suddenly a swat team of fashion nazis breaks the door down and takes the two...things off never to be seen again.

And thus are such creatures kept out of the Pony 'verse. XD

Can you say Glue Factory?

So that's where glitter-glue comes from!

Mutated ugly ponies.Yes

Dear  OtakuMan24, your answer officially wins the Internets. I'll choose somepony like Rarity over the "whorses" any day of the week!

My response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Svwm_k9hYk

Now I want to hear Lauren Faust's response. Now THAT should be good. Maybe I'll go take a look over at her DA page and see if she's left any comments.

http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/

Nothing yet. Better let the wave of major news simmer down before we get word of this.

And to Playmates: For shame.

It's like Playmates doesn't think we know what a ripoff is...

Seriously this is just....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsr.....eature=related

See below.

Thankfully, after a bit of research, I learned the "Struts" were actually a toy line that was QUICKLY CANCELLED back in 2008!!! Apparently the sense of time on the internet is rather wonky, and with a bit of research, I soon learned that we have nothing to fear. The Struts came first and died a horrible death.

So all is well again.

Yes, well thankfully they did get canceled.I mean the concept is.....basicly what most of the furs over here need. I dont know,glad the people canceled these.Still ponies vs Struts,that would make good art.

Thank the royal pony sisters! I was really worried my younger cousins would want one of these instead! X)

So basically, they're releasing the product with Rule 34 already built in? Wow. Just.. wow.

I'm gonna go over here and cry now.

Poor poor Rarity, yeah, she really does have her work cut out for her here.

Meggera as a MLP....pfff ahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome. Sucks for Rarity tryin to put somethin on that batch o bones. But eh. She'll figure something

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE!!!

lmfao struts are a joke

...Flutterbitch needs to come in right now...or mayb twi could do some sort of glammer spell on them o.0 MAYBE Dash could just fly 'em high..and let them drop where they may..lol