Because blunt honesty can be funny, sometimes?

Ha! Damn nice.

Most Obnoxious assholes are unaware that they are OA..

You were interviewed by Dennis Leary?

Because that is all that the media is nowadays?

Someone laced the local water tower with SP-117 again.

I can imagine you saying that with that smile.

:3

I watched "Network" last night. It's 35 years old this year and more relevant than ever. If you want to see what REALLY goes on in the hallowed halls of broadcast media..and how frighteningly prophetic it was about what's happening in the world now you HAVE to watch it.

Also, everyone knows that's not a microphone he's offering you but his tiny penis to suck since that's the only way he can derive satisfaction from his worthless life.