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There was once a tiger so strong
Very fit, atheltic, a muscle machine
This lovable mascot, he could do no wrong
Eating sugary cereal, and yet remained lean
It's just for show, nevermind it's unhealthy
Promoting a subpar, excuse for cereal
Because in the end, it's made him quite wealthy
Sure it's immoral, but man, what a deal
Along came a three course meal
All contained in a stick of gum
"This little thing?" What's the big deal"?
"Could this replace cereal? No, that's just dumb"
Without hestitaing, he decided he'd steal
Very sterny, he was warned of the outcome
To prove his point, Tony started to chew
"It's decent at best" he had admitted
Then, suddenly he began to turn blue
There was stress on his suit that no longer fitted
His abs disappeared, and his belly grew
He tried to stop chewing, but was too committed
"WHAT'S GOING ON"? He had no clue
You should've seen the fear in his eyes
He was swelling up, like a balloon, full of juice
Sweet nectar sloshed in him, expanding his thighs
One could wonder how much he would produce
He bloated tremendously, he tripled in size
No longer fit, his belt had snapped loose
"Somebody help, please make it stop"
Frantic cries gurgled from the blueberry
He'd grown so round, he was ready to pop
They tried to help, but he was too heavy
There was far too much to contain
He was so round, and carried much weight
His middle streched with a great pain
It seems that for Tony, it was too late
As they rolled him toward the large drain
The title card appeared reading "They're Great"
Category All / Inflation
Species Tiger
Size 2000 x 1650px
File Size 388.2 kB
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