*THERE IS A STORY BELOW THE DESCRIPTION*

It has been the longest time since I've written stuff with Kaa of my own volition.

I have complex feelings about Kaa as a character (well, mostly about his fandom) which made me avoid writing the sly snake for the longest time...but occasionally did a tale arise in which he'd be perfect. I had a desire to write once more about Urbosa's abs, the Gerudo champion ever being a favorite of mine and, well...I wanted to turn the table on that python a bit. ;P

The artist for this one is Gameboyred :gameboyred: who drew this for my birthday. I asked for shiny abs, hypno eyes and lord knows that's what I got here as he showcases once more how polyvalent he is. If you like his style and want to commission him, here are his prices https://www.deviantart.com/gameboyr.....open-965502223

And if you like my own work, that is my stories, I do have a Patreon you can check out https://www.patreon.com/incredibleintruder

Now how come Kaa landed himself in this sordid situation? Read on and find out!

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KAA'S ABS-NORMAL FASCINATION

There had been reports coming of a strange creature nearby ruins in the desert.


A spike in magic, hisses heard by patrols, a phenomenon that needed to be witnessed, analyzed and possibly excised as the safety of travelers and denizens of the Kara Kara Bazaar and Gerudo Town were possibly in danger. It fell to someone of skill and strength to possibly protect everyone from an unknown threat, for nary a creature was known to hiss in the desert. Moldugas, Lizalfos, Moblins...not a single one of them were associated with such a sound as the one who took it upon herself to investigate was none other than the finest among the Gerudo: their own champion, Urbosa.


Strong in a multitude of ways, she went alone due to her not being willing to risk the lives and well-being of her Gerudo sisters, those under her charge. As the chieftain and utmost warrior among them, it did fall upon her shoulders to safekeep not just her people but the region as well. A pact among the people of Hyrule, from the Rito to the Gerudo, made it so they'd work in tandem to ensure prosperity and security and so did she go with her own shield and scimitar, hoping for the best but prepared for the worst. What she would find, however, would be unexpected indeed...


Kaa knew not how come he was in such a dry environment or how long he'd even survive here. One moment he had seen a floating blue-skinned and silver-haired gal, a real exotic woman with nary a single leg but instead a thick floating tail. She looked succulent, a real fine meal yet he tried to coil around her, to make her fall for his own piercing gaze, coiling around her body...and then he couldn't remember. Something about him being punished, a bolt of something akin to lightning and then he was here. He knew not where he was, save that there were some ruins he could hide in, trying to assess his situation. What little he knew amounted to a single fact: he was hungry still and needed to feed. It was difficult to think on an empty stomach, after all.


Yet the wild little pointed ears, brutish creatures and those large lizard people seemed threatening and not altogether tasty. Famished he might be, he was still particular as to his food and while he did hope to get another shot at a particular man-cub, he did need to fill that growing proverbial hole in his belly. Still cunning and mostly smart, the attempts he made when he did see tall, muscular and armed women traveling by never bore fruit, trying to either tempt one of them alone to come nearby...or to frighten them away due to their numbers. Hiding as soon as they came in pack, he hoped that at least one of them would be curious and stupid enough to come on their own, without any back-up. His wish was granted as he saw one of long curly red hair, a taller frame than most, with large muscles and weapons still sheathed...a perfect prey considering his needs.


She looked around, unaware of his presence, uncertain what to look for and that presented the greatest opportunity for Kaa to slither around silently. His considerable might granted by his python frame could make short work of any man or woman, his confidence in his coils and the pressure they could produce being high indeed. She walked around, trying to find tracks of any kind, though the winds and the sand did make it exceptionally hard to notice anything out of the ordinary, especially when one knows not what they were looking for. As such, Kaa was poised, ready to strike, to unleash a most devastating and sudden assault as his tail was in place...and then it was over.


“What the-” Urbosa said as her arms were already pinned to the side, her thighs and ankles already pressed together as she saw a serpentine creature go on and capture her easily. Had she access to her hands, she could have summoned lightning or brandished the Scimitar of the Seven...alas, the snake had proved that he could outfox her as she tried to struggle. Shaking, squirming, her own upper arms and shoulders were beginning to push with all of her might and yet they were coiled around too, a losing battle if there was one.


Kaa knew better than to leave anything to chance, hoping to pacify this warrior lady. Any resistance needed to be crushed and he always did prefer to swallow his prey whole, if only for the taste and satisfaction. He most usually lived upon treetops and branches, descending from above while unleashing his gaze upon his target. Colorful circles who could mesmerize and render vulnerable anyone, his favored approach and although he couldn't go with his usual method of moving down, he'd do the opposite and surprise her from a lower angle, rising to meet her own eyes. Thus did he already unleash that powerful stare, colors filling his own gaze as he moved up from a lower position...


And that's when he made a major mistake.


The Gerudo's lived in the desert, a harsh climate and they had habits, customs and a culture that made them wear battle bedlahs for the most part. It was a testament to their skills, their courage and their beauty, as well as their muscles should they have any. Urbosa certainly did, possessing what one could categorize as “abs of steel”, which she showcased at any time. The sun, however, could be a major enemy to even the most accustomed denizens of the dunes and as such did they have a special substance that acted as protection against the heat and the rays of the sun: oil. It was a special kind, made with flowers and very juicy fruits found in the Gerudo Desert and naught a Gerudo would trek in the desert without putting some on...and Urbosa was no exception on that front. It gave their skin a certain sheen in a way which did attract stares as well as their enemies from afar...though this bothered them not for the most part.


What it resulted in, within those special and dangerous circumstances, was that Kaa rose his head and as his own sight was filled with the presence of those abdominal muscles it caused him to stop. The slight glimmer, the somewhat-fresh coat of oil upon that flesh gave that surface a kind of reflective quality as his own colors went on to etherally and partly appear upon said muscles. Each inflections of flesh, each bump of muscles turned into something which absorbed and refracted light and colors, akin to a mirror of brown skin as his own special effects with his stare was turned back against him unwittingly. Not so openly as to cause him apprehension, nor so subtly as to be near-invisible, it was the perfect ratio to cause him to stop in his tracks and observe, admire this turn of events.


Worst still, she continued to struggle, causing for that midriff to sway and to bump, to shake as his own reflexes became dull, feeble enough to make his own thinking go number by the moment as well. Had he the instinct to retract his hypnotic effect could he reclaim his control over the situation and himself, but that thought never occurred to him. He became the unwitting prey to a sudden hypnotic dance of his own making, his coils still firm enough to keep Urbosa in place...but nowhere near strong enough to crush her. Not so much as an impasse as a slow loss on his end for Kaa to be unaware of.


Urbosa had been too focused on fending him off to notice at first, yet that grip had become gradually meeker as she began to free himself, ready to face his opponent only to see at an angle that he was...looking at her belly? Her upper position and his proximity to her stomach made it so his own mesmerizing effects weren't affecting her, barely noticed even, yet it seemed mightily strange too. An animal, a creature fascinated by a midriff of all things. As she slowly went on to slip her arms out of those coils, an increasingly easy feat due to that grip loosening, she wanted to test something out.


“So...you like my midsection, uh?” Urbosa asked, not entirely expecting him to answer. She moved her hips from left to right to shake off that tail, yet it gave way to a reaction from the serpent as he swayed alongside it, getting even closer to that which seemed to capture his attention. He was almost enamored with it, his lower jaw hanging open as those sizeable eyes were locked upon that muscular frame.


“Yessssss...” Kaa answered, an automatism as he was in the thrall of what he saw and exponentially enjoyed. Unbeknownst to him did his hypnotic stare intensified as he got closer. Those abdominal muscles were akin to multi-faceted brown gems, sparkling with the colors he offered without any knowledge. A looping effect, a reinforcement that sapped his will and made him forget himself as Kaa turned from predator to prey all by his own fault. “I like it...”


Hearing the snake talk gave Urbosa pause as this being was far, far more than what he seemed. A fascinating creature capable of speech, perhaps even of a sharper intellect than a mere animal as she could feel his breath upon her muscles. He was enamored, seemingly enthralled and enslaved by them as his voice was not as vivid as one ought to sound like. Whether it was natural to this being or not she needed to find out, with Urbosa capitalizing on this interaction as she swayed her hips in some makeshift belly dance, occasionally offering a few flutters and belly rolls which softly rubbed against his face.


“You seem to adore it, I should say. You've been staring for quite a while, you know,” Urbosa said, half-teasing as by now the coils were so weak in their grasp of her body that but a few shimmies was enough to make them come tumbling down. The only part that still remained up was his head, hanging before her midriff as if actually hypnotized by them. He hadn't been blinking, hadn't averted his gaze for one second as his jaw turned into a big grin, making look a touch silly though happy. “Almost as if you could never get enough of it, in fact. You are completely in love with my muscles, aren't you?”


Had he been less enthralled and suggestible, Kaa would have laughed at that notion...and yet right now he absorbed her words, assimilated them into his psyche as the rubbing of his cheeks and face upon those small bumps of hard though still smooth flesh caused him to feel faint. His heart began to beat faster, he felt warmer, the perfume of that oil began to permeate him as he shivered in delight. “I love...your muscles...your midsection...”


“Why don't you follow me, then? I can introduce you to many more with such powerful and appealing bodies...and you can tell me more about yourself in the process,” Urbosa suggested, though Kaa heard it more like a command. His own mind was wired to think with hypnosis, his preferred tool used against him and thus did he obey as Urbosa was entirely freed from his coils and then beckoned for him to follow...which he did. He slithered slowly, his senses and actions dulled yet in the end did he go along with Urbosa towards a place where all that she promised was real...and more.


Thus did they learn of Kaa, of the serpent who could talk and who loved bellies and muscles. A twisted take on his own mistake that caused his downfall, they only reinforced that as the Gerudo's went on to treat him to displays on occasion. His reflexes, his needs caused him to each time get even closer to their midriff and use his colors, their usual application of oil on their body only making him hypnotize himself further into this new role they associated with him. He did as they asked, performed tricks, helped them out as they fed him, petted him and gave him treats on occasion...turning the powerful and fearsome python into nothing more than a pet to an entire town. Unable to escape, unwittingly locking himself into something humiliating yet rewarding, Kaa lost his edge and soon submitted to this feeling, to this entire community as he further programmed himself into becoming addicted and intoxicated, enslaved and enamored to the Gerudo's and their habit of putting their belly on display. He would do anything to feed off that newfound fascination...


Including thinking of them as his mistresses and goddesses from now on.