I UNDERCUT YOU WITH 999999999999999$ BUCKS, WAT DO?

I'LL DRAW YOU A PIMPLE

seriously though I could use some maracas right about now

BRO WILL YOU HOOK ME UP WITH SOME MARACAS I NEED THAT SHIT

lemmie check my list of cartel contacts!

YES HAHA

FREE CATFISH WHERE DO I SIGN?

I WANNA BE IN THIS

OH MY GOSH.
A free catfish AND a bonus maraca?!? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY PASS UP THIS OPPORTUNITY?!?

Alas, I am broke. I propose that I draw an inadequate and poorly proportioned stick-figure in trade instead.
I shall get to work on my half of this trade before you have a chance to refuse, causing guilt to force you into compliance. Surely this is fair for all parties involved. :D

i'll take twenty!

I want to hold a leg too.

For 20 bucks you can upgrade it to PULL-A-LEG! ™

If that catfish can play the maraca then it's a deal!

Why is she touching his curiously place catfish? Also... "curiously placed catfish" is a very nice sounding phrase.

oh, muuuuuurr

Oh man but I wants the catfish!

Only 100000000000000$ for a masterpiece of yours? Darn you're cheap.

$10000000000000 and 1!

Tell them I already gots one! Chuuuu :P

ni