Lazlo started off the “fight” by taunting his foe to rile him up but Solomon the shark wasn’t having any of it. He proceeded to beat the cocky deer to a pulp! He punched him, kicked him, bit him, threw him all around the alley and even strangled him with his own karate belt! It was less of a fight and more of a one-sided massacre. The worst thing Lazlo ended up doing to him was spill some of own blood onto his brand new jeans. The most embarrassing part about this experience was that Solomon had a fancy pair of nunchucks hooked to his belt that he refused to use at all during the entire brawl. It was abundantly clear that if he really wanted to, he could’ve put Lazlo down permanently with very little difficulty. Instead, he left the overconfident stag laying on the ground, barely able to move thanks to the unrelenting pain. While Lazlo was struggling to stay conscious on the hard pavement, Solomon looked at his formerly cocky foe one last time before he calmly walked away. After all, tomorrow was garbage day, and he figured Lazlo deserved to lay next to all the other pieces of trash that littered the alley...


Yep. Lazlo ended up losing another fight. I would normally feel bad for him...but then again, it IS just Lazlo. He’s a massive bully who rightfully gets his teeth knocked in whenever he tries to go up against someone stronger than him or worse, goes up against an even bigger bully! I’m sure he’ll try jumping right back into the shark pit once his ribs stop aching and his jaw is fixed.


Once again,   rectus_abdominis is the owner of Solomon the shark.


Likewise,   Yarem4 did the art on this. Go pay him money to draw more injured martial artists.