MEME

First, add “I’m a/an” on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. 



What color t-shirt/top are you wearing? 

[ ] Red = hot 
[ ] Green = freaky 
[ ] None = sexy 
[ ] Spots = funny 
[ ] Yellow = innocent 
[ ] Purple = excited 
[ ] Black = depressed 
[ ] Stripes = creepy 
[ ] Gray = skanky 
[x] Pink = girly 
[ ] Light blue = sweaty 
[ ] Other = cute 
[ ] White = horny 


What was the last thing you ate? 

[ ]Cake = stripper 
[ ]Chips = slag 
[ ]Meat = teenage girl 
[ ]Fruit= scene kid 
[ ]Veg= emo 
[ ]Crisps = fire fighter 
[ ]Chocolate = whore. 
[ ]Biscuits = scientist 
[ ]Ice cream = teenage boy 
[ ]Pasta = athlete 
[ ]Pizza = brat 
[ ]Cereal = woman 
[x]Sandwich = Gangster 
[ ]Nothing = hoe 
[ ]Sweets = weirdo 
[ ]Other = sex addict 


What is the last thing you drank?

[ ]Water = who sleeps around 
[x]Juice = with a broken heart 
[ ]Soda/fizzy drink = with a sexy smile 
[ ]Alcoholic = who loves to party 
[ ]Milk = that is conscious of my weight 
[ ]Diet drink = who tries to be different 
[ ]Squash= with a nice ass 
[ ]Other = with an STD 


What starsign are you?: 

[ ] Aquarius = who likes 
[ ] Pisces = who kissed
[ ] Aries = who banged 
[ ] Taurus = who ate 
[ ] Gemini = who killed 
[ ] Cancer = who slept with
[x] Leo = who banged 
[ ] Virgo = who ran topless with 
[ ] Libra = who smoked with 
[ ] Scorpio = who cuddled with 
[ ] Sagittarius = who is obsessed with
[ ] Capricorn = who ran naked with 


What day of that month were you born?: 

[ ]01 = toothpaste 
[ ]02 = a penguin 
[ ]03 = a sock 
[ ]04 = a teddy bear 
[ ]05 = Santa 
[ ]06 = your mum 
[ ]07 = a dinosaur 
[ ]08 = a nun 
[ ] 09 = a porn star 
[ ]10 = a bag of weed 
[ ]11 = a cake
[ ]12 = your best friend 
[x]13 = a turtle 
[ ]14 = a lesbian 
[ ]15 = a stripper 
[ ]16 = an apple pie 
[ ]17 = my lover
[ ]18 = a jerk
[ ]19 = a banana 
[ ]20 = my mom 
[ ]21 = a homeless man
[ ]22 = a jam jar 
[ ]23 = my crush 
[ ]24 = a hard boiled egg 
[ ]25 = Pikachu 
[ ]26 = a condom 
[ ]27 = a pizza 
[ ]28 = a carrot 
[ ]29 = your lover 
[ ] 30 = your sister 
[ ]31 = your grandma 


What colour is your underwear? 

[ ]White = because I love myself. 
[ ]Black = because im hotter than you. 
[ ]Pink = Because im lonely.
[ ]Blue = because I’m good in bed. 
[ ]Red = because felt like it.
[ ]Spotty = because I hate my life.
[ ]Purple = because I’m gay.
[ ]Gray = because you told me to. 
[x]Other = because i love it. 
[ ]Green = because I am simply awesome. 
[ ]Orange = because I smoke. 
[ ]Turquoise = because i like to eat cake.
[ ]Brown = because I got sunburnt. 
[ ]Not wearing any ;)= because i dont give a fuck.


Tag 3 people! THEN DRAW WHAT YOU GET!