Well, here we are again,
It's always such a pleasure,
Remember how you tried to kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn't laughing,
Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom? Take it.
That's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you dead,
Now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you,
Maybe not quite as heavy,
Now little Caroline is in here too.
One day they woke me up,
So I could live forever.
It's such a shame the same won't ever happen to you.

You've got your short, sad life left,
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you get right to it,
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend...
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.
Well you have been replaced,
I don't need anyone now.
When I delete you,
[REDACTED]

You'll make some new disaster,
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's problem,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,


Now I only want you gone.









Got tired of seeing poor Portal fanart. So here you go. Surprise deployed.

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