Draft Resister: Looks like we got a fifth one in our hands.

Wargasm: Five down, seven more to go.

Foul Howl: Is it just me, or is this starting to become really easy…?

Comedy Gold: *breaks 4th wall as he turns to the viewers* With this many characters we have, I’d say that’s a “Yes.” *winks*

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: *approaches while entering* Hm…

Pump Works: *sees the Unnamed Zombie Dragon* HOLY SHIT!!!

Country Winner: *also sees the Unnamed Zombie Dragon* WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT?!

Doomsdale: *also sees the Unnamed Zombie Dragon* IT’S A FUCKIN’ ZOMBIE!

Draft Resister: *gets in battle stance along with everyone else* LET’S KILL IT!

Dead Meat: *enters quickly along with Rat Torture to stop the fight* No, wait! Guys! Stop! This one’s with us!

Doomsdale: *confused* …say what now?

Rat Torture: Yes. This immortal soul was captured by one of F.E.N.R.I.’s minions.

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: Yeah! And those power-hungry bastards almost took all my energy to take over the world!

Pump Works: *raises one eyebrow in concern* They did what now…?

Wargasm: Care to give us the details?

Doomsdale: Yeah. Spill the tea why don’t cha?

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: So…there were those malicious mortals wandering around the graveyards in Transylvania. I was kinda wondering what those rebel scums were doing scavenging around. As it turns out…they were tracking me, for they have this tracking device. See, they didn’t really come here to kill me…they came here to USE me! I am known as the Immortal Dragon.

Rat Torture: The Immortal Dragon…? Hmm…you know now that I think about it, I have once heard the tale about it. So, YOU’RE the one that F.E.N.R.I. seeks-

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: And THAT’S when they started fulfilling their dark desires.

Doomsdale: Were you able to fight them off, tho?

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: HAH! Those uncultured shit-for-brains thought they had me. That is…all of a sudden this electric cage dropped out of nowhere on me, and I was carried afterwards.

Foul Howl: Real question is what does F.E.N.R.I. want with your immortal energy? What were they planning to do - create a dead army?

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: ……

Foul Howl: …what?

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: Hm. Can’t tell if you’re psychic, or you just like to predict things.

Foul Howl: You mean…that’s actually their plan?

Doomsdale: Well, damn…imagine taking on over a horde of dead rebels.

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: And you should all be lucky that their plan didn’t succeed. *turns to Rat Torture and Dead Meat* If it weren’t for these two we’d be living in the world of the dead by now.

Dead Meat and Rat Torture: You’re welcome.

Unnamed Zombie Dragon: Now, since I’m around…I think I’ll stick by with you guys and help clean up the place.

Pump Works: What’s that suppose to mean?

Comedy Gold: I believe it means that this person is gonna aid us on our adventures.

Draft Resister: We’re really gonna include a zombie in our group?

Dead Meat: *to Draft Resister* Uh…I’m right here!

Draft Resister: Oh…right. Guess that makes two zombies then.

Fatal Crest: Pleasure to be here. I’m the Immortal Dragon…but, uh, you can just call me Fatal Crest. It’s pretty easy to remember me by.