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YOU HATE HELIUM TANKS (Comm by Rubydragon03)
You are Hearts Boxcars and you're on a secret mission with Diamonds Droog to take out CROWBAR, a member of THE FELT, in this warehouse that they use for storage.
So far, it's going good, you've destroyed a good amount of their stupid clocks and taken whatever isn't nailed down. The two of you split up in order to try and narrow your search for this prick. This place is big, but it can't be big enough for him to hide in. Besides, you destroyed nearly every box you've seen, JUST to be sure he wasn't hiding in one.
As you turned the corner though, you strike gold with your search. Crowbar is RIGHT there, with his back turned to you, fiddling with something in the middle of this open space. This is your chance to nab him, and to prove to Droog that you don't always get yourself into tomfoolery. Tom's gonna get booted outta town if you got anything to say about it.
Slooowly creeping up behind him, bearing your teeth in a nasty lil grin, you get ready to nab the prick right then and- -SHMPH!- Suddenly, your master plan of sneaking up and nabbing him has been interrupted by Crowbar whipping around and sticking a nozzle right into your mouth. Your eyes follow the hose down to...a Helium Tank. You realize exactly what he's doing when you feel your cheeks puff out, helium forcing its way right into your gut, making it push outwards against your shirt. Oh shit.
Merely less then a minute, you go from slightly bloated to rounding out, your buttons popping off and your limbs puffing out, making them useless against your attempts to pull anything out of your inventory or even punch the lights out of the ever-growing smug look on Crowbar. Hell, you feel your ass grow bigger and start tearing your pants. Oh this just SUCKED! What sucked even more was the sudden weightlessness as you now were big enough to float. Grunting, growling and snarling, you're only held down by the hose in Crowbar's hands.
He expresses his amusement at the fact you thought you could sneak up on him after he heard you smashing boxes. And the fact that he's ALWAYS wanted to do this to you, which makes you angrier and embarrassed. He stops his gloat as he hears footsteps approach, and placing the helium tank down, he gives a smug remark on how you least weight less now then you did before, then runs off out of sight. You stop yourself from trying to think: 'This fucking BLOWS' but, you're too late. And to make things even worse, the other footsteps reveal themselves to be DROOG. He looked to where Crowbar went off too...before looking at the tank, following the hose right up to you.
You just stare at each other's faces for a bit, you merely looking embarrassed, and Droog, for once has a moment of looking utterly baffled, before he turns the valve of the tank til the flow stops. You feel relieved, muffling a thanks to him, but he then says he'll come back for you and tells you to stay put. As he runs off after Crowbar with assault rifles in hands, you try to plea to get you down. Annoyed with the nozzle in your mouth, you spit it out and [with a slightly squeaky voice] yell for him to come back. Wait, the ground below's looking further, and you've...begin to spin. Shit, SHIT, you're floating up towards that open skylight! NonONONO-
You gag and burp a little as your upper half gets wedged a little into it, stopping your ascent. You blink...then growl again, swearing the moment you deflated, you were going to tear Crowbar limb by limb until he could only be recognized by his hat. And his stupid crowbar! ...You just hope Droog can find a way to get you down from here, since you're really not a fan of being stuck in places. Least you weren't sent back in time, this time. ...Dammit, you did another pun.
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Another wonderful comm i got from
RubyDragon03 of Hearts Boxcars from Homestuck! And well, i got inspired as well to write a little story for this piece too lol
Do enjoy it!
So far, it's going good, you've destroyed a good amount of their stupid clocks and taken whatever isn't nailed down. The two of you split up in order to try and narrow your search for this prick. This place is big, but it can't be big enough for him to hide in. Besides, you destroyed nearly every box you've seen, JUST to be sure he wasn't hiding in one.
As you turned the corner though, you strike gold with your search. Crowbar is RIGHT there, with his back turned to you, fiddling with something in the middle of this open space. This is your chance to nab him, and to prove to Droog that you don't always get yourself into tomfoolery. Tom's gonna get booted outta town if you got anything to say about it.
Slooowly creeping up behind him, bearing your teeth in a nasty lil grin, you get ready to nab the prick right then and- -SHMPH!- Suddenly, your master plan of sneaking up and nabbing him has been interrupted by Crowbar whipping around and sticking a nozzle right into your mouth. Your eyes follow the hose down to...a Helium Tank. You realize exactly what he's doing when you feel your cheeks puff out, helium forcing its way right into your gut, making it push outwards against your shirt. Oh shit.
Merely less then a minute, you go from slightly bloated to rounding out, your buttons popping off and your limbs puffing out, making them useless against your attempts to pull anything out of your inventory or even punch the lights out of the ever-growing smug look on Crowbar. Hell, you feel your ass grow bigger and start tearing your pants. Oh this just SUCKED! What sucked even more was the sudden weightlessness as you now were big enough to float. Grunting, growling and snarling, you're only held down by the hose in Crowbar's hands.
He expresses his amusement at the fact you thought you could sneak up on him after he heard you smashing boxes. And the fact that he's ALWAYS wanted to do this to you, which makes you angrier and embarrassed. He stops his gloat as he hears footsteps approach, and placing the helium tank down, he gives a smug remark on how you least weight less now then you did before, then runs off out of sight. You stop yourself from trying to think: 'This fucking BLOWS' but, you're too late. And to make things even worse, the other footsteps reveal themselves to be DROOG. He looked to where Crowbar went off too...before looking at the tank, following the hose right up to you.
You just stare at each other's faces for a bit, you merely looking embarrassed, and Droog, for once has a moment of looking utterly baffled, before he turns the valve of the tank til the flow stops. You feel relieved, muffling a thanks to him, but he then says he'll come back for you and tells you to stay put. As he runs off after Crowbar with assault rifles in hands, you try to plea to get you down. Annoyed with the nozzle in your mouth, you spit it out and [with a slightly squeaky voice] yell for him to come back. Wait, the ground below's looking further, and you've...begin to spin. Shit, SHIT, you're floating up towards that open skylight! NonONONO-
You gag and burp a little as your upper half gets wedged a little into it, stopping your ascent. You blink...then growl again, swearing the moment you deflated, you were going to tear Crowbar limb by limb until he could only be recognized by his hat. And his stupid crowbar! ...You just hope Droog can find a way to get you down from here, since you're really not a fan of being stuck in places. Least you weren't sent back in time, this time. ...Dammit, you did another pun.
============================================================================================================================================
Another wonderful comm i got from
RubyDragon03 of Hearts Boxcars from Homestuck! And well, i got inspired as well to write a little story for this piece too lolDo enjoy it!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Inflation
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 2098 x 1603px
File Size 1.83 MB
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