1. How about a bit of a surfer style voice.

2. Geez, why are these oysters so hard to open?
I wish we had a nutcracker for oysters.
Hay, that gives me an idea, how about an oystercracker.
It's like a nutcracker but instead of nuts, it cracks oysters.
Maybe it might be made of wood, and I'll carve it to make it look like me cracking open the oyster with my own mouth.
On second thought, maybe I should save that for the holiday seasons.
Cause they might want to write a ballet about it, and it would be a prince who was turned into a doll that cracks open oysters.
As well as fighting a rodent king of some sort.
Hay it could happen.

3. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/56152253/