"What did we learn about cursed treasure?"

"Shut up and fix me! I swear, you can be such a pain in my ass!"

"I think technically speaking you have more of a cloaca situation down there now. Also I think it might be best to just let this curse run it's course, after all it's perfect for the year of the d-"

"Please stop talking or we'll both find out if I can breath fire!"