Miluda: "Trying to get rid of that cat took all day. And calling SWAT. And losing the computer to the leopard. ...Let's forget about this incident."

Rufina: "If it weren't for the fact it wanted to rip out our throats out, I was going to name it Mister Whiskers."

Miluda: "I don't know what's scarier, the fact you tried to reason with that leopard like it was intelligent or the size of the manual that came with our computer."

Rufina: "I know, that book is dangerously too big!"