While I wouldn't call myself a "cat" per se, I still really do love milk. Can you blame me? I grew up on it, and it's the best drink ever!
Ahem, so I just had to try something new. Never wore a collar before, or piercings, or...well pretty much any of this stuff. But it's for milk, so it's worth it. I-I-I dunno, it's pretty cute...I m-mean at least the jacket is! I might keep the jacket.
...D-Don't stare! It's making me blush. I need some more milk to calm me down.

 Melangetic did an amazing job, and even used an exact pattern I suggested on the jacket that I was really not expecting such commitment to, let alone expecting it to look so good. Not gonna lie, I really did actually decide to put all this.... embarrassing stuff on just for the milk. Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me later. >///w///<