(Trade/collab) Flopie's First Soda /w story
Diary Log DayXX Year XX
Dear Diary,
Something happened while I was out exploring…
It was just me and my Flopie walking the beaches on a nice day to see what we could find. Well, I was walking. Flopie was happily floating around next to me, keeping her eyes open for anything to scavenge. Suddenly, she spotted something in the distance. Chirping happily, she dashed ahead as I chased her, screaming at her to slow down. (Note: I HATE running on sand!) I found what had her so excited: three huge shipping containers had washed up on the shore. All it took was a precise attack from Flopie on the locks to bust the door open. The first container was full of wooden crates packed with sodas of all flavors. I didn't recognize the language on the bottles, but I knew the brands and the flavors by the pictures and logos. Flopie gleamed at the colorful bottles with excited curiosity. She picked up a two-liter cola and looked over inquisitively, not sure what to do next with it. I expected that she didn't know what soda was, and I was going to teach her. I took the bottle from her and showed her how to open it. After taking a quick swig, she understood that it was safe to drink. It was a little warm, but damn it was great to taste such sugary goodness again! It's been weeks since I last tasted soda, and it was so good to have some again! I handed the bottle back to her and she took a cautious sip. Her eyes lit up when tasted it and made the happiest cutest squeal I ever heard from her. Without a second thought, she put the bottle to her mouth and guzzled down the soda…
*sigh*
If only I knew what that would bring about…
I knew she would like it, but then I watched with increasing fear as the little pink and white floating creature chugged the contents of a bottle that was as big and heavy as she was without stopping for a breath! Her little belly bloated as the soda filled her stomach. By the time she finished, she was sporting an adorable potbelly. Finishing off the bottle, she put it down and she let out a queasy groan, wearing a sick expression as she rubbed her middle.
I chuckled," Serves you right, you glutton!" I teased. She drank too fast and got gassy, I figured. All she needed was one good burp and she would be right again. "Just burp," I told her.
The problem was she didn't. She floated in front of me groaning sickly as he held her belly which was starting to burble noisily. I started to wonder if she could burp at all, realizing I had never seen her do it before.
Suddenly, her belly’s bubbling got really loud. We both stared at her gut as it started to balloon before our eyes. She gave me a worrying glance and whimper as she ballooned rounder and bigger. Higher, she started to float with her body blowing up rounder than a beach ball. I asked why she was floating away, but her panicked chittering made me realize that she wasn't in control of her levitation anymore!
"Flopie? Flopie! What's going on?!" I called to her, but she only answered in worried squeals as she drifted well beyond my reach. She spun out of control as she went higher, her limbs flailing helplessly and looking back at me with panic. Even as she rose meters in the air, I could still hear the rowdy gurgling from her belly as she continued to bloat.
I didn't know what to do! I have no flying pals with me, so I couldn't fly up and get her. I have nothing to get me up that high (Note: Yeah…So, I guess was panicking so much at the moment that, of course, I didn't think I could just recall her to her Pal ball! I was beating myself up for hours after that.) All I could do was watch and hope for the best. I didn't want my little Flopie to get hurt!
She was nearly sixty meters high (maybe it was sixty meters. I don’t know! All I knew was that she was very high up!) when he swelled into a perfect sphere three times her normal size. The rumbling from deep in her belly worked up to her mouth. Her eyes widened as her cheeks bloated, then…
*UUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!
The belch took me by surprise. All that gas that built up her belly was expelled out of her mouth, propelling her round body to spin and zip about in the air. It was like I was watching something straight out of a cartoon! As she zipped about, her body started to shrink and she started to fall. I ran around trying to be in the right spot to catch her. After flying around for a minute, she finally ran out of gas and her body was back to normal as she fell back to the Earth. I had to dive onto the beach sand to catch her, but I did it! Standing up, I cradled her princess-style as I asked if she was okay. She looked a little dizzy for a moment but then she brightened up, chirring that she was okay and smiling for miles! I let out a sigh of relief as she levitated out of my arms. That was a crazy moment that just happened! At least no one got hurt, I told myself…
Then I notice Flopie floating back to the shipping container…
Grabbing another soda…
And twisting off the cap…
Flopie! Flopie, no!"
I was too late to stop her and the whole event started again. Three times it happened, but this time Flopie seemed to be enjoying it. I had to put a stop to it, for we had to get back to the base and it was getting late after all. We gathered as many soda bottles as we could carry, taking note to come back to more for the rest of the stuff when I had more help. After begging me, I let Flopie drink one on the way home, but only if she drank slowly. Apparently, she won't bloat if she takes her time drinking, but she does burp a lot, which she giggles about every time she does.
All and all, it was a good day. I made a great find and Flopie learned that not only is soda an awesome drink or that it could inflate her like a blimp but that it also wreaks havoc on the bladder. She may have a huge stomach but her bladder was pea-sized. I swear, she had to take a potty break at every tree we passed. (Note: I swear, you don't know cute until see a Flopie doing a pee-pee dance.) (Note note: Can't tell anyone I said that.)
I hope we can make more discoveries like this. Until next time!
Part of an older trade/collab with
yeldirColor and lineart by me, and the sketch for the whole thing by yeldir
Category All / Inflation
Species Unspecified / Any
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