Meet two brand new character made by me!
Sluzzy Wetscale, the warlock Kobold and her spunky bard friend Zukkia Drybone the Goblin.
ready to fail your wisdom check? >3

EDIT: SOLD! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

-Sluzzy was a kobold princess, which entitled her with the right to get eaten buy a dragon for him to spare her village.
However she managed to sign a contract with a servant of Pan, fey god of mischief and lust. He created a copy of her to feed the dragon and gave her warlock powers.
However that means everyone in her tribe assumes she's dead and she can't return there. Her contract dictates that she must roam the land spreading mischief and pleasure. Her patron harvests the lust essence from her partners as power.

-Sukkia was another soldier in a goblin tribe that keps a castle under siege for months, costing many casualties to her people.
Till she decided to try a different approach. She snuck into the castle at night and made unspeakable acts with the lord of the castle. When the word got out, everyone abandoned him and the Goblins took the nearly empty fortress with ease.
However, when Zukkia claimed the merit, everyone was disgusted by her action. Using charm instead of strenght was the most un goblin thing ever to them.
So she got exiled but started traveling along the realms as a bard.

Together they have a "friendship with benefits" relationship, helping each other against a world that has strong prejudice against their heritage.
They travel the realms conning the fool lucky enough to meet them (oddly, nobody ever regrets it ;))