(Endy - verse)
"I've travelled this whole multiverse from Kaerwyn to Creedmoor
I've had a fair relationship with my future in-law
I was once possessed by vengeance when I came back from the dead
And redeemed a techno-wizard then they shot him in the head
I've met a lot of gods
And some weren't unpleasant sods
But I've never liked an incel procyon -"

(Everyone - chorus)
"No he's never liked an incel procyon
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cos they're a bunch of bigoted sexists
With no self-awareness."

"I once opened the rifter after less than fourteen tries
I once had a former girlfriend who didn't gaslight me with lies
I broke the land-speed record in a Wacky Races bin
And endured the bismuth monster puns when the scrapman let it in
I've had PTSD trauma
Since I made the Anki 'warmer'
But I've never liked an incel procyon -"

"No he's never liked an incel procyon
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because if they ever went to Errux
They'd last fifteen minutes."

"My fiancé knows there's more to life than chocolate, shoes and hair
When Renard's acting jovial I wish I wasn't there
I live in hope that Lore won't act the scheming git one day
And I've even seen a decent role my wingman got to play
Though the nightmare never ends
I have 'close' and 'sort-of' friends,
But I've never liked an incel procyon -"

"No he's never liked an incel procyon
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because Neek's never liked one either
Especially brother Aximo
When he had him stabbed in the library.

Yes he's quite an incel procyon
And we've never known him shag anyone
And when we daydream or sleep
That's when we're kicking his head in."

nice.

Sorry, but calling someone a "hairless ape" disqualifies you from being a "nice guy".

"Nice Guys [TM]" are never nice guys.

"Nice guys like me....."
Isn't it funny how the saltiest people think they're the nice ones? When in fact they're usually the nastiest.
Niixa was about to cook his tail for that comment lol. Bravo to Endy for the mature response.
Though I found it even more funny that the "can I bum a smoke?" question was the last straw 🤣

It's also a callback to about issue 3 and any longtime readers noticing Rosario lighting up in the crowd earlier were expecting Smokey to come along a few pages after that.

Endy destroyed that loser with peak eloquence :P