Ever wonder whats it like to be a taur, but dont want the fear of surgery?

Introducing Taur Drinks.

Simply drink a single can of Taur and youll be growing some extra legs in the front, and some package in the back.

(*warning* Not advised to drink more than one can. Never substitute for soda. Shake well before use.)

(More invention slots still available for just five dollars)

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