Your all wrong when you say Splatoon 2’s campaign is worse than Splatoon 1’s. It is actually better for one sole reason! We get to see Callie with the hypno shades!!! Your arguments are instantly invalid!!!

Okay obviously I’m joking. Yes, Splatoon 2’s main campaign was more or less just a less interesting version of Splatoon 1’s but it did give us the Hypno Shades at least. And also Callie with the Hypno Shades! Knowing me and my love for hypnosis of course I’d be into this. Even more so since if you play the final boss a second time Callie openly admits to putting them on again willingly because she likes them. Based! Actually this series has A LOT of hypno content anyway aside from this! You got Sanatized Octarians in Octo Expansion, the Octarians in Splatoon 3 are definitely hypnotized by Mr Grizz and Side Order is just one big Mass Hypnosis plot. Oh and I guess there’s also Calamiar Inkantation if you believe that fan theory that it’s meant to be MK Ultra. Yes, that’s a real theory. But those are potential hypno scenarios to put my Inkling Self though for another time. Right now, it’s Hypno Shades 0’clock after finding them just lying around in Octo Vally, not realizing they are hypno shades and is now under the control of the Octatina Army. Or at least until Shiver saves him. But even then, he’d probably still take these shades home with him.

I’ve been wanting to get my Inkling Self with the Hypno Shades ever since I first started using this AU version of my sona because not only are they a fun hypnosis item but they just look really cool two. And of course, I thought I might as well go the extra mile and have them dressed in a version of Callie’s outfit from Splatoon 2 while she’s under the control of the Octarinas because that is a genuinely cool outfit she has. Yeah that outfits made for a female but I mean, have you seen some of the stuff I’ve had my human self wear? Hell have you seen what the main outfit of my Genie Self is? XD


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