TRUE BLOOD. LYING BLOOD.

it was the cold night of december and bill comptan was licking sookies neck saying whispering into the ear of sookie whispering "SOOKIE" over an over again. bill was a nice boy with a good body 4 a vampire but people did not like him very much cause he was a scary and a vampir. the people in the south were yucky rednecks whoo hated the blacks and the vampires and mexicans too so when the vamps revealed themselves to b real all of the south united state had a big meeting with the mayor and the mayor passes proposition 3234 which was "NO VAMPIRES ALLOWED" and the mayor said "I DO NOT LIKE THEM. THEY DRINK BLOOD THATS NO GOOD. NO." but the vampires council got mad and thats the back story. okay now back to sookie and bill. bill licked sookie again and then said "SOOKIE I HAV A VERY IMPOTANT MEETING WITH THE OTHER VAMPIRE ERIC. BUT SONT WORRY HES MEAN AND ILL BE BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE." sookie blamed bill for everything cause she was on her period and blood was in her pants so she was angry cause bill was hungry but he left anyways. sookie went to work and lafayette was there and he was dressed like a lay because he is a gay black boy. he told sookie "SOOKIE YOU ARE SAD. HERE TAKE THESE PILLS". sookie didn't like the pills because they were GREEN like slime. and she saw the nickelodeon show where they figure out questioned and get slimed so she sdidnt want to get slimed cause it was gross. she took the pill anyway because she trusted the gay black man and she saw a big vision where there was a fairy god parent telling her to go in a jaccuzzi and use her powers. sookie said "THIS IS NOTA LIE I AM A FAIRY" and she said it out loud by accident and layfayette heard. so he was scared because he red about the fairy god parents in the book of encyclopedias and knows that vampires like the fairy blood because it tastes like blood truer than true blood energy drink from japan. s layfayette told sookie "SOOKIE LOOKOUT VAMPIRE BEHIND YOUR HEAD" sookie ducked and looked behind her it was the bad man ERIC. billies enemy vampire friend who likes sookie and made her drink his gross blood.sookie fought him then layfayette steeped in and said "LET MY HOOKA GO" but eric slapped him in the face and layfayette fell on the ground and lost his balance and fell on the ground. bill could feel sookies pain from far away and ran to her rescue. when bill saw eric he pointed and looked mad then said "ERIC. NO!" you cant. then bill jumped on eric and lied to him and said there was a camp of fairies in the sun. so eric builded a big vampire flying batmobile and went to the sun but he died because vampires cant live in the son so eric is dead. bill adnd sookie had sex on the bed and layfayette survived. THE END.