So I was driving around one day and had a thought, it would be funny if Shelby tried to have a one night stand and it went horribly wrong. That was about the extent of the thought, I didn’t really have anything to build on after that. A few days later though I was hanging out in one of Roidh’s streams and some somewhat adult topics came up which got my creative juices going so I decided I really wanted to write this to have something more fun and lighthearted, especially after something as intense as the captivity story.

Anyway this is definitely for fun and not opening the door for stories that are more “adult” in nature. I really just wanted to put Shelby into an absolutely ridiculous situation and hopefully get some laughs. I initially had a different ending planned but then thought, I can’t have all of Shelby’s stories ending with her being angry and frustrated, gotta throw her a bone once in a while, right?

I don’t know why I find this stuff funny myself… It's probably anime’s fault. Also I have absolutely no idea how dating apps work so I’m quite honestly just guessing at that part lol.

Questions or comments welcome! I appreciate them all!