Guess what? I write. A lot. Anthro stuff, too. Also a little non-anthro prose but I doubt that belongs here, given the site's... well, everything.

Here's a little background info you'll need to understand the story: See, most of the anthro stuff I write takes place on an Earth where humanity was essentially wiped out by a great flood thousands of years ago. (Noah's, Gilgamesh's... that one.) A divine being succeeded in punishing them, nature fought back, random stuff happened to kill them off-- whatever. It doesn't matter why, but they died. However, the animals lived on, evolved, and basically followed in humanity's footsteps. In fact, their history textbooks are almost identical-- they had a Hitler, a Roosevelt, a Churchill, a Ghenghis Khan, a Ghandi, a Simon Bolivar, a Zhuge Liang, and, yes, even a Paris Hilton. They wanted to get rid of humanity? Well, another one just sprung up composed of every other animal on the planet. Of course, they're no better than humanity would have been, but they are a lot more diverse and colorful-looking.

I think the rest can stand by itself. Actually I'm not even sure if you needed that. Come to think of it, is anybody going to read this before they actually read the story? I hope not, since somebody would probably ruin the ending in the comments anyway.

Oh yeah. The formatting's effed up. Oh well.