Me: Blitz said there be two ladys waiting for me at this gym, Said they need help with something, I wonder what it is *looks up* Whao!

???: Oh mon Dieu, Look who we have here, A big strong men here to help us.

???: Ja, tatsächlich, I can see this working out so well for us as well.

Me: Um may I ask who you ladys are.

Crystal: Oh mon Dieu, bien sûr, I'm Crystal I'm a Liberian and a local teacher of Geography.

Martha: Und ich bin Martha, I specialize in businesses management and administration.

Me: Well it's nice to meet you both. I'm Michael Hooflex but you can call me Michael.

Crystal: Oh so your the human from the surfers everyone n hells been talking about.

Martha: Nun, segne meine Seele, We should be Honored to have someone like him helps us today.

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