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!!๐ The Shorts Incident ๐ฉณ๐ฉฒ!!
Whelp, it finally happened - I've actually lived through one of the scenarios I so love to draw here
Allow me to set the scene: it was a couple weeks ago, I was on a fairly routine shopping trip with my mother. I was browsing, she was couponing, absolutely nothing out of the ordinary. That was until we exited the store and back to our car. As I was loading our bags into the back, bending over in the process, something catches my mother's eye. She then directly, yet very calmly informs me that I apparently had just a teeny, tiny, itty-bitty, little, ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HOLE IN THE REAR END OF MY SHORTS!!!
Needless to say, I was shocked! As far as I was aware, I had just walked through that whole store for over an hour flaunting a big, ol sneak peek of my undies to any and all passing shoppers. And they weren't subtle undies - brightly colored with little cartoon doggies them. I swear!
The worst part of it all - the part I am most ashamed to admit: as incredibly embarrassed as I was rightfully was, I was also greatly feeling a bit of... ...excitement๐ณ Like, have y'all seen the Inside Out movies (because you absolutely should!!) - at that moment, my Embarrassment and Joy were slamming that control panel.
This was kind of scenario I live for! The kind I desperately wish to happen for real life everyday! And I didn't even plan it, it just happened!!
And now, it is forever immortalized in artform for all the world to look at it...
...I SAID LOOK AT IT!!
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Look on the bright side, you lived a fantasy and awakened a side of you that enjoys it.
And it's not like you're walking around the store without pants and with a boner.
As for you feeling turned on, well, there are a lot of fetishes that aren't just in stories on the internet, there are people out there making these things happen. (Some of them even having to be arrested in reality.)
Stay on the right side of the line or a red butt will be the least of your problems, butt-cat.
And it's not like you're walking around the store without pants and with a boner.
As for you feeling turned on, well, there are a lot of fetishes that aren't just in stories on the internet, there are people out there making these things happen. (Some of them even having to be arrested in reality.)
Stay on the right side of the line or a red butt will be the least of your problems, butt-cat.
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