HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!

So, Dwarf bought a pokemon suit from some shady pokemon trainer bear with a silly hat. He was told that it would be a shiny Vaporeon costume, and that it would be one size fits all. Dwarf asked if he had a return policy, just in case. He usually didn't trust shady dealers but he smiled and said that "it will grow on you".

SOOOOO Dwarf took it home and noticed that he got ripped. It was a shiny Vaporeon suit, but not a SHINY Vaporeon suit. A little upset, he still tried it on. He unzipped it in the back and found that "one size fits all" meant that it was a real bitch to put on. It contorted tightly around Dwarf as he squeezed into it. Dwarf was afraid he'd rip the thing before even having a chance to try it on. He eventually got in and had trouble zipping it up, his thumbs cramped inside the pokemon paws. Once it was fully zipped up, Dwarf was surprised... Despite the tight entrance, the costume was surprisingly movable, almost like a second skin.

Despite some minor hassles before wearing the suit, dwarf is in love with it now. He's been in it for about.....5 days now, and doesn't feel like taking it off. Though he realized early on what it meant by what that seller meant that it would grow on him... when the zipper disappeared.

Moral of the Story:
*Watch out for people who take sayings to be literal
*I am tuckered out from writing 5 different letters and documents to make a good story
* yujoben is so fucking awesome :D

Commission by the previously mentioned Yujoben