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A Message from Levi the Mountee Lion
Levi the Mountee Lion gives this recorded message during the Olympic Games, apologizing for his actions. In the midst of the Canadian drone scandals resulting in Canada being disqualified from the next World Cup and the 2028 Olympics in L.A., people send voice messages to Levi suggesting that he go ahead and cede control of Machias Seal Island, a territory that the U.S. had disputed over for years, to the U.S. for the next six years, since the agreement was to give temporary total sovereignty to the nation that won the most gold medals in the Olympics (if it was a tie; then silver, bronze, and the grand totals would be taken into account). Instead, Levi declares that the U.S. will forever be the permanent sole owner of the island, and gets the approval of the international courts over in the Netherlands!
Levi also announces that after the upcoming Canadian election, he will forever exit politics.
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Levi also announces that after the upcoming Canadian election, he will forever exit politics.
Parallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and
ChuongLeo himself (C) me and me alone
Story details:
G-52 organization, Drumbums, Circus of the Superstars, and other such groups © me and me alone.
Some G-52s are joint-owned by me and
Chuong; see my bios gallery for which is which.UN1024s, AIRAF, GSAF, Royal Pagans, and other such groups ©
Chuong aloneD-19 ©
Zanta KeplicusBlue, Toppet Kingdom, etc. ©
BlueMario1016G-52 logo drawn by
zakavatarz; the world of Noah and all associates thereof © him and him aloneCurrent icon of me drawn by
pimpartistAny canon characters mentioned © all who own the rights.
All music, movies, or television shows referenced (C) all who own the rights
Category Story / All
Species Unspecified / Any
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File Size 7.7 kB
Rainier: After I nearly risked my life to save you from Trudeau's corrupt government from falsely imprisoning you for hate speech, as well as raiding a GSAF base all by myself and got a GSAF officer to defect to us, this is the thanks I get? Nobody ordered me to save you from false imprisonment; I did it because I love you as an allied hero and swore to myself that I will do whatever it takes to protect you, even if my moves seem controversial to Super C at first.
Serge: Oh boohoo! You think your idiots using more than one drone to spy over New Zealand's soccer team is the worst day in your life? You ever thought about why I want to move back to Canada after witnessing the horrors of my junta back in Burkina Faso? You know, especially the part when they decide to crackdown on the LGBTQ community in my country? Your country is still allowed to represent themselves in the 2028 Summer Olympics and only your soccer teams are banned. Only your national soccer team is banned but everybody else is okay.
Zax: I was only expecting your country to have a chance of redeeming themselves to earn Machias Seal Island back from us but thanks for the free real estate I guess.
Juno: Thanks for the island full of cute animals there. I wasn't expecting this but here we are.
Courtney: I hope the next Prime Minister can find a way to right this wrong. If I get elected, I will convince the Americans that we will earn the island by defeating them in the next winter Olympics.
Zax: We'll see but if Trump gets elected, expect him to say no.
Serge: Oh boohoo! You think your idiots using more than one drone to spy over New Zealand's soccer team is the worst day in your life? You ever thought about why I want to move back to Canada after witnessing the horrors of my junta back in Burkina Faso? You know, especially the part when they decide to crackdown on the LGBTQ community in my country? Your country is still allowed to represent themselves in the 2028 Summer Olympics and only your soccer teams are banned. Only your national soccer team is banned but everybody else is okay.
Zax: I was only expecting your country to have a chance of redeeming themselves to earn Machias Seal Island back from us but thanks for the free real estate I guess.
Juno: Thanks for the island full of cute animals there. I wasn't expecting this but here we are.
Courtney: I hope the next Prime Minister can find a way to right this wrong. If I get elected, I will convince the Americans that we will earn the island by defeating them in the next winter Olympics.
Zax: We'll see but if Trump gets elected, expect him to say no.
Leo: This is frustrating. You made me and all other parallels look stupid. Even Lennart wouldn't have reacted this way!
*This is not a demerit for mentioning Lennart because he is present.*
Super C: I doubled your fine to $5,000, by the way. You're lucky that is only $5,000.
Levi: Yes, and I am sorry. I am very, very sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I've been so selfish and self-centered. I let being a politician go to my head. I let my time as a police officer go to my head. I need to have my head examined; I know my therapist is cross with me. Yes, I have one.
Leo: He's not the only one.
Lennart: I have made mistakes, apologized for them, and am willing to learn from them. Why are you not doing the same thing? If you think your days are horrible, it might help you to look back at my original time period and see how those people we plundered were feeling. You know what I am capable of doing.
Cripto: Boss, are you really going to kick him out?
Super C: The temptation to do so is there, but I'm not ready for that yet.
Levi: Excuse me now as I depart.
*He leaves and voluntarily puts himself in the Greenlandic White House of Shame. He thinks this will be his permanent residence as a result.*
Captain Canada: Canada still needs Levi, whether they know it or not. But his acts here do make Trudeau look like an angel!
Snare Soldier: I pray that Levi does learn from this. I don't want to have to play the Rogue's March and have our superpowers rub it in; if that happens, Levi will be talking about this for the rest of his life.
*This is not a demerit for mentioning Lennart because he is present.*
Super C: I doubled your fine to $5,000, by the way. You're lucky that is only $5,000.
Levi: Yes, and I am sorry. I am very, very sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I've been so selfish and self-centered. I let being a politician go to my head. I let my time as a police officer go to my head. I need to have my head examined; I know my therapist is cross with me. Yes, I have one.
Leo: He's not the only one.
Lennart: I have made mistakes, apologized for them, and am willing to learn from them. Why are you not doing the same thing? If you think your days are horrible, it might help you to look back at my original time period and see how those people we plundered were feeling. You know what I am capable of doing.
Cripto: Boss, are you really going to kick him out?
Super C: The temptation to do so is there, but I'm not ready for that yet.
Levi: Excuse me now as I depart.
*He leaves and voluntarily puts himself in the Greenlandic White House of Shame. He thinks this will be his permanent residence as a result.*
Captain Canada: Canada still needs Levi, whether they know it or not. But his acts here do make Trudeau look like an angel!
Snare Soldier: I pray that Levi does learn from this. I don't want to have to play the Rogue's March and have our superpowers rub it in; if that happens, Levi will be talking about this for the rest of his life.
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