Marty is a dick by Jesie -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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By Jesie,
posted 14 years ago Crafter

I GIVE YOU FRESH WATER EVERY DAY WHY DO YOU DO THIS MARTY YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BECAUSE WHEN I YELL AT YOU YOU RUN AWAY BUT EVERY DAMN TIME I TURN MY BACK THERE YOU ARE AND THEY'LL EVEN BE PEE IN THERE AND EVERYTHING BUT THAT NEVER STOPS YOU THAT'S NASTY YOU ARE A ASSHOLE.

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Zeekthelion ~zeekthelion

Watcher

14 years ago

AW thats funny and messed up XD

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Crafter

14 years ago

This is the tip of the iceberg.

I know were else that tongue has been...

Zeekthelion ~zeekthelion

Watcher

14 years ago

Its a cat, thats his toilet paper!

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Crafter

14 years ago

I expect him to use real toilet paper.

CAT, Y U SO DUMB?

Zeekthelion ~zeekthelion

Watcher

14 years ago

WHAT DID I DO!? D:

DrVirus ~drvirus

King Trash of Garbage Mountain

14 years ago

Cats are jerks. This is a science fact.

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Crafter

14 years ago

But if I had a dog he would do the same thing!

DrVirus ~drvirus

King Trash of Garbage Mountain

14 years ago

DOGS ARE ALSO JERKS--no that was a lie they're just dumb.

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Crafter

14 years ago

Marty's too dumb to be a jerk too. I blame his stupid.

Levthan ~levthan

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

But you can make a dog feel guilty about it. That's the fun with dogs.

brown_wantholf ~brownwantholf

14 years ago

Your cat is 10x more awesome now.

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Crafter

14 years ago

brown_wantholf ~brownwantholf

14 years ago

Deal with it

Icarus61516 ~icarus61516

Musician

14 years ago

Cats suck.

My cat just came into my room and took a shit behind my kick drum while I was in the bed.

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Crafter

14 years ago

I think... your cat's litter box may need scooped...

Icarus61516 ~icarus61516

Musician

14 years ago

Nope. Cleaned it last night.

She just loves using my carpet as a toilet.

LazyLizard ~lazylizard

Watcher

14 years ago

My cat has developed this particular habit too...

Frigging cats.

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Crafter

14 years ago

For all of his faults he sure takes some cute photos.

Lagarto ~lagarto

Crafter

14 years ago

BUT THE WATER IN THE BOWL IS WARM. AND THE WATER IN THE TOILET IS OH SO COOL AND FRESH! Cats aren't thinking "fecal coli-form bacteria", they're thinking "bitch ain't lookin' at me now, so I can DO WHAT I WANT!"

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Crafter

14 years ago

HE DOES THIS WITH THE BIKE TIRES TOO.

He scratches them and as soon as he hears me turn around in my chair he's off!

I GOT YOU A SCRATCHING POST YOU JERK.

Musician

14 years ago

this is why I have Bearded Dragons

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Crafter

14 years ago

I want one but Janks say no :(

Musician

14 years ago

why not, all you need is a glass box, sand, a heat lamp and some bugs. Plus Beardies get along with cats fine, cats can't really do much to them, and Beardies just don't care.

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Crafter

14 years ago

I've seen so many photos of them wearing hats.

Cute little top hats!

Musician

14 years ago

I make Orion wear a fancy leather hat I got him! He even has a Santa Hat.

rabbi-tom ~rabbi-tom

Thats MR Asshole to you!

14 years ago

I've had friends cats insist jumping on my chest if I was laying down on a couch or bed, turn around and wink their asshole at me.

This is why I own Iguana's and bearded dragons.

They don't drink from a toilet or wink their assholes at me.

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Crafter

14 years ago

THAT IS HIS STINKY FRIEND AND YOU WILL SAY HELLO TO IT.

That's gonna be me and Janksy's new word. :3
*buttwink*

rabbi-tom ~rabbi-tom

Thats MR Asshole to you!

14 years ago

Yes!!! Verb me Gator Girl!!

DrakeBigShep ~rhodesiansax

The internet's fattest dog

14 years ago

That's felines for ya'

Cyriljackal ~cyriljackal

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

And still, the cat's mouth is 100's of times cleaner than a humans.

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Crafter

14 years ago

I just don't know about that...

In fact I am all but sure that is false. Like ducks quack not echoing and pigs having orgasm for like half a fucking hour.

Because I go for like three seconds and anything beyond that is pure agony. God must fucking hate pigs.

Cyriljackal ~cyriljackal

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

Death by sqealygasm.

rabbi-tom ~rabbi-tom

Thats MR Asshole to you!

14 years ago

Human mouths are filthy yes, But a cat's is worse!!

JamesBolder ~jamesbolder

Watcher

14 years ago

This is why I love reptiles. They're so docile. :V

Senior Sock Wearer

14 years ago

My dogs,,, they do this...

They are danes... much moister... on me... from potty...

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Crafter

14 years ago

I hope you flush.

carnival ~carnival

Anime-Flavoured Anthro Artist

14 years ago

aaaaaaaaauuaurrrrrrrrrrgh. :'CCCCCCC MY. CAT. ALSO.

waaaaaaah~~~

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Crafter

14 years ago

Aint they all just such big dicks!

Also, he bugs the shit out of me all day for attention. When I finally want to give him some he's NO WHERE TO BE FOUND.

Ass.

Dragonboy007 ~dragonboy007

Pear shaped enthusiast

11 years ago

ewww

potty mouth

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