Warning: Very mild curse words, a bit of really gross humour (read: underwear) and condom jokes. Dear God, this is proving that American teens know too much about these things. Granted, I'm 15, and I've been in the fandom since I was 10, I must've picked up on things...*cough*

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Mum: I wonder when Leo is going to walk down the stairs…I want to bug him trolololol.
Me: Oh, hey Mum.
Mum: Hi, Leo! You’re finally awake. Your friend Lyra was just here.
Me: That chick with the creepy hair? Mum, have you ever thought how much hairspray it takes to keep those things up?
Mum:…She was playing hide-and-seek with her Marill.
*vivid flashback*
MARILLMARILLMARILLMARILLMARILLIMMAMARILLANDBUGTHELIVINGCRAPOUTOFYOUMARILLMARILL! LOLOLOLOL!
Mum:..Leo? Are you okay?!
Me:…;A; No. No I’m not.
Mum: Sucks for you. OK I ALMOST FORGOT! Our acquaintance, Professor Elm, was looking for you….are you sure you’re okay?..
Me: *whimper* No….
Mum: …Um. He said he had a favour to ask of you. You know where the lab is, right? It’s right next door to us.
Me: Got it.
Mum: By the way, do you have everything you need to go out?
Me: I’m pretty sure I have underwear on, yeah. Why?
Mum: o___o… Here, use this Bag to carry things…
Me: Yup, I checked. I have underwear on.
Mum:…*cough* This is your Trainer Card…
Me: Come to think of it, was I wearing underwear when I got that picture taken..?
Mum: *cringe* Um…Here you can save a record of your progress…
Me: Um. Mum. You do know you packed a thong in my Bag, right?
Mum:…Oh crap. Um… These are also rather helpful…
Me: Condoms?
Mum:…no. Options.
Me: Oh…
Mum: Just try touching the buttons, and you’ll know what to do in no time—
Me: Mum, are you SURE you aren’t giving me “The Talk”?
Mum: I’m through talking with you…*walks away*