Civil war erupts in Algeria over various reasons, including the Algerian boxer, and the fact Sharia Law is enforced on everything, only for the nation to discover that it has a parallel of Leo the Patriotic Lion: Lakhdar the Maghrebi Lion. Subsequently, he is now that nation's head of state.
Meanwhile, Canada's people begin to regret they ever mocked Levi the Mountee Lion when they discover he wasn't dead after all.
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Chuong
F5 Terror Force, AIRAF, UN1024s, Dissidents, etc. (C)
Chuong alone
G-52s, Leo himself, etc. (C) me and me alone
Eternals, D-19, etc. (C)
Zanta Keplicus
All other media (C) all who own the rights; I own nothing
Meanwhile, Canada's people begin to regret they ever mocked Levi the Mountee Lion when they discover he wasn't dead after all.
Parallels of Leo joint-owned by me and
ChuongF5 Terror Force, AIRAF, UN1024s, Dissidents, etc. (C)
Chuong aloneG-52s, Leo himself, etc. (C) me and me alone
Eternals, D-19, etc. (C)
Zanta KeplicusAll other media (C) all who own the rights; I own nothing
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Chuong: I didn't know Algeria was Africa's oldest wine country. Even more surprising was that there were Roman bacchanals there.
Fouad: And we have amphorae galore everywhere! I was surprised to learn that we had vibrant cities under the Roman Empire too; something our previous government wanted us to ignore because of Sharia Law. They wanted us to forget that wine is part of our history, which is incredibly ironic, because that only encouraged wine smuggling and illegal manufacturing of it, which has been going on for centuries.
Alexis: And you wonder why Algeria's museums are tightly secured and hires plenty of C.I.D.F. soldiers as full-time security staff. Algeria was part of our empire, and our history is preserved in those museums. Remember, Algeria's big three cities outside of Algiers are Tiaret, Mascara, and Mostaganem. Those cities have seen plenty of fighting since the Roman occupation of them.
Zax: I had no idea Algeria has an incredible history.
Zachary: Now we know, and knowing Lakhdar, he's going to do an excellent job leading his people in cleaning up and restoring his country. But wow... I had no idea that Algeria's Congress was a violent mess before Lakhdar. Hopefully, this is the last time Algeria has to deal with legislative violence.
Fouad: And we have amphorae galore everywhere! I was surprised to learn that we had vibrant cities under the Roman Empire too; something our previous government wanted us to ignore because of Sharia Law. They wanted us to forget that wine is part of our history, which is incredibly ironic, because that only encouraged wine smuggling and illegal manufacturing of it, which has been going on for centuries.
Alexis: And you wonder why Algeria's museums are tightly secured and hires plenty of C.I.D.F. soldiers as full-time security staff. Algeria was part of our empire, and our history is preserved in those museums. Remember, Algeria's big three cities outside of Algiers are Tiaret, Mascara, and Mostaganem. Those cities have seen plenty of fighting since the Roman occupation of them.
Zax: I had no idea Algeria has an incredible history.
Zachary: Now we know, and knowing Lakhdar, he's going to do an excellent job leading his people in cleaning up and restoring his country. But wow... I had no idea that Algeria's Congress was a violent mess before Lakhdar. Hopefully, this is the last time Algeria has to deal with legislative violence.
Lakhdar: I also hope it is the last time. As I said to my people, "Do you want to know why we don't have supervillain attacks anymore? Because you yourselves are the supervillains!"
Leo: As a result, you're now in the Guinness Book of World Records twice, I have been informed. The first record is the fact you have the shortest gap in between when you got here from the time warp and when you became head of state. The second record is the fact that was the biggest number of people at once that ever got community service at the same time, and you have given them a full decade of community service.
Lakhdar: Surely that's just a coincidence.
Super C: I think so. Do watch your tone of voice, however. The phenomenon of whatever comes out of the mouths of you and the other lions being treated as absolute law has been elevated to a superpower, and I can judge what you say and do as abusing the powers. The harsher you sound, the more powerful it gets. Thus, when you announced all those people had 10 years of community service, about half of them wished they had never even been born.
Lakhdar: Understood. It was not my intention to make them regret everything they ever did in life.
Super C: I didn't charge you with anything, however. If these human beings want to think like this, that's on them, not you.
Leo: As a result, you're now in the Guinness Book of World Records twice, I have been informed. The first record is the fact you have the shortest gap in between when you got here from the time warp and when you became head of state. The second record is the fact that was the biggest number of people at once that ever got community service at the same time, and you have given them a full decade of community service.
Lakhdar: Surely that's just a coincidence.
Super C: I think so. Do watch your tone of voice, however. The phenomenon of whatever comes out of the mouths of you and the other lions being treated as absolute law has been elevated to a superpower, and I can judge what you say and do as abusing the powers. The harsher you sound, the more powerful it gets. Thus, when you announced all those people had 10 years of community service, about half of them wished they had never even been born.
Lakhdar: Understood. It was not my intention to make them regret everything they ever did in life.
Super C: I didn't charge you with anything, however. If these human beings want to think like this, that's on them, not you.
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