(Originally written on June 16, 2023.)

I know, I look— ghh— pretty terrible. Don’t worry, it’ll get even worse, the changes are still— owww— still spreading. Listen, c’mere, I need your help with this, my hands… well, yknow, my paws, I guess, aren’t very good at untangling vines. I can’t get down.

I… I got in a fight. And uh, I lost. Obviously. I just need you to come over here and— wait a second. Wait I just had a thought. Oh she… she would do that to me… there’s no way she didn’t, honestly.

I think— ghhhhck wow I did not think the tail was going to get any longer— I think she probably made this contagious. She’s mean like that. So, uh, the thing I was saying about “come over here and” whatever, just forget it. D-don’t worry about me. I’ll get down from here myself… somehow…

… Why are you coming closer?