Oooh, that doesn't look like a family car at all... but he is definitely and indisputably not compensating, absolutely sure about that

Well, Tawny has her own car now, a Kia Soul. Wac would have preferred to buy her something bigger and more reputable, but she really doesn't fit comfortably in a bigger vehicle, so she really fell in love with the hampstermobile.

The nice thing about being a smol family is that you don't need to own a road tank to fit everyone.

neato, but too new

Ok, it’s not practical, but the kids love it! 😍

That may help him win the argument with Tawny.

Wait'll he tells her that Miles will be getting the WRX when he's old enough to drive. That'll really make Tawny flip out. 8)

I'm still having a hard time accepting the fact that Tawny seems to be the conservative one now. Of course, it could have something to do with the fact that she's a mother and, as is typical of most mothers, is concerned for the well-being of her youngsters.

Tawny is acting just like a housewife. I'm sure Waccoon will win the argument but he may be threatened with sleeping on the couch for a few days.

how convenient their small enough to fit comfortably in it~

Well, if he could afford it without sacrificing any household expenses or savings for potential emergencies, what's her issue? XD

I think she's more worried hubby will soon wrap himself around a telephone pole. 8)

The irony is that he got the touring model rather than the sport, since he doesn't drive that fast. You buy a Lotus for handling, not for speed.

When did wac get his eye back?

He's has a prosthetic for a while.

Nice wheels, dude...

Tawny is giving him the “You could’ve put that money towards your family and children instead of that jalopy” look, isn’t she?

Oh, Wac has always been good with money.

More like, "You're turning into one of THOSE kinds of idiots, aren't you? Don't kill yourself in that thing!"

Thats a pretty nice car no doubt about that xD

Hmm. I've had the same car since before my last employer 'retired' me -- eight years ago. Might be time for a new ride; my sister and brother both have Subarus...

Can't go wrong with a Scooby. Reliability has gone up quite a bit since they moved to the latest FA engines with the simpler thermostat design.

O.O NICE!!!! That's a TOY!!!! ^v^ You like it, kids love it, and your wife going to kill you! You got the perfect car! Fantastic sweet pic!

Second round will be the bill to insure it. And the massive increase with a teen driver in a WRX will probably cause tawny to become a bit apoplectic.

Can't go wrong in a Lotus...

It's not a Jaaaaag, but nobody's perfect.

As a short guy myself, I can relate. Recently, I was buying a car, and my wife (who doesn't drive) kept picking big ones, which I felt uncomfortable driving. For some reason, they keep making cars bigger and bigger. I have had three Honda CRVs over the years, so my first idea was to get another, but when I went to the dealer, the newer models were much bigger than the ones I was used to driving. Eventually I want to the HRV Sport, which is smaller.
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Tell me about it. I am SO sick of SUVs. Someone I know just bought a Ford Ecosport (the smallest vehicle Ford sells now), and it's the antithesis of a good car. Big on the outside, minuscule on the inside. It's horrible. Hell, despite the raised suspension, the trunk floor isn't even flat, so if you put stuff in the trunk, it will just roll out of the vehicle on to the pavement.

Whenever I do a search online for cars for short people, all the web sites show you huge tanks. The philosophy is that short people want to drive big cars so they feel safer and more comfortable on the road. "Commanding view of the road" is a common sales pitch. It NEVER occurs to anyone that short people just have a hard time getting into the car, being able to see over the hood, and reach the controls.

American car culture these days sucks. I want the 90's back.