Largr actually readable version:


Too long didn't read explanation;
The intelligence section I split up according to Howard Gardners theory of multible intellgiences, because intelligence isnt as simple as just one quality that you can either have a lot of or little of, an alien race might be better than us in some ways and inferior in others. Quick rundown:

Spatial: able to picture things in your mind
Linguistic: having to do with language
Logical-mathematical: logic and math, duh
Bodily-kinesthetic: being able to gracefully handle tools, or in general control your body
Musical: music, duh
Interpersonal: extroversion, being able to udnerstand other peoples emotions and play well with other people
Intrapersonal: introversion, being abe to udnerstand your own motivations and thoughts
Naturalistic: Being able o classifyand order the natural world
Existential: I incldued this for completion, and cus this is how i learned the theory, but it's not univerially recognized and very fuzzily defined, essentially this is spiritualism, or the abiltiy to reach transcendal states, but the jury is still out on wheather it should be considered a unique type of intelligence or not. I'dnt rule out the possibility, transcendental states have had a tremedous impact on espescially early human culture, and its obvous that it is a skill that's been necessery for our survval. However, this in no way valdiates any supernatural claim.

Blurgh, I think half of the words above are misspelled, I guess this betray hoe I rank when it comes to linguistic intelligence...

Also, further notes, beta-males and females look pretty much identical when young, with differences only appearing later on in life, mainly by increased piebaldism and secodnary antennae. Also keep in mind, piebaldism isnt just a trait for older females, even alfa-males can get it, though they would find it embarrasing and try to cover it up.