Just took a camera timed picture of myself looking like that. Pretty funny when I found out what I looked like after seeing the picture. Just have to know how to work the camera, literally and a bit figurative.

The shirt says,"Proud to be Awesome" folks.

Note: Just to answer the question of what's on my hands, they're socks. Yes they are, in fact, the things you put on your feet. Kinda nice when you can make a regular, day to day, article into something creative as gloves I have there.